Suicide With A Butter Knife

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Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:53 am

Griffinkeeper says... · Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:53 am

By Snoink and Griffinkeeper

Each line is one breath, to a techno beat.

Suicide With A Butter Knife

Butter
It's what
we spread
over toast
crispy
burnt
black

(Guitar Solo Enters, cut time)

Butter
it's what
we spread
over
buns
delicious
warm
yummy
buns

Chorus (Loud and Quick): SPREAD ME MORE SPREAD ME MORE! KILL ME WITH A BUTTER KNIFE! (Repeat)

Knives
it's what
we use
to spread
the butter
so warm
yellow
fluffy
like cheese.

Chorus

(More melodic bridge, enter soft piano music with a cowbell)
I never thought
my cheese could rot
but I always know
that you will...

Chorus

Outro:

SUICIDE! WITH A BUTTER KNIFE! (repeat until your voice is hoarse and you're about to pass out).

Snoink and I will try to record this for listening pleasure.

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Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:26 am

NovaRose says... · Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:26 am

Sounds wacky and zany.

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Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:08 pm

Chevy says... · Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:08 pm

The title sounds like something My Chemical Romance would sing. The song itself...for some reason I started thinking of the Beastie Boys.

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Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:40 pm

Nox says... · Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:40 pm

This made me laugh I don't know why I laugh at random things. Maybe I'm crazy.

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Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:04 pm

Emma says... · Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:04 pm

I liked it. That is my new fave song lyrics. I want to hear it now.

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Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:05 pm

Jennafina says... · Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:05 pm

lol, thats awesome.

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Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:16 pm

Snoink says... · Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:16 pm

Hopefully it will be recorded! We have no guitar, so most likely Grif will be singing the guitar line, unless Beet wants to come over with her guitar. XD

Yeah.

Grif did the techo beat and I randomly came up with the lyrics. Fun stuff...

I'll see if we can record it and post the song online. It might be fun!

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Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:19 pm

marching_gurl89 says... · Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:19 pm

Yeah I cannot wait to hear it. I love wacky stuff. Its a lot of fun. Yeah but I am weird like that.

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Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:37 pm

Kaggsy says... · Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:37 pm

I want to hear this really bad. Sounds pretty cool, and the lyrics made me laugh. I think it's hilarious.

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Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:06 am

sabradan says... · Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:06 am

I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

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Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:51 pm

Nefer says... · Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:51 pm

I'd like to hear this too!

Very amusing.

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Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:28 pm

Elephant says... · Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:28 pm

Seems like something System of the Down would write. Sweet all the same.

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Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:56 pm

Shriek says... · Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:56 pm

Ahaha, that made me laugh so hard. I don't know if it was meant to be a satire on all those emo songs such as "Slash My Wrists with Your Hatred" or "Kill Me Because I'm Lovesick and You Broke Up With Me," but it was wonderous all the same. Snoink and Griffin, though very talented when apart, are at their best when combining creative energies!

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