"Gates Hails Soldier Snapped in Pink Boxer Shorts"

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Defense Secretary Robert Gates on Thursday praised an Army soldier in eastern Afghanistan who drew media attention this month after rushing to defend his post from attack while wearing pink boxer shorts and flip-flops, Reuters reported.



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LMFAO. How umm...patriotic? I bet the Taliban stopped and laughed at us Westerners! More rhetorical ammo for them to use against us and brainwash innocent kids.
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