Want a Krabby Pattie?

Hello! My name is SpongeBobSquarePants, and I live in a pinnaple under the sea. It's actually quite nice down here, but it's really hard to get Internet service - the water kills my computer - so I may not be all that active.

My current job is flipping Krabby Patties for Mr. Krabs, but my secret dream has always been to become a writer. I even wrote a song, all by myself! It's in my signature.

My all time best friend is Patrick - he's a starfish. He's really fun to hang around, but sadly we don't work together. I work with Squidward. He's amazing - he plays the clarinet and is really talented at everything he does!

Then there's Sandy. She's so much fun to do Karate with! She's much better than me, but, as a sponge, her hits don't hurt too much.

I have one pet, a snail, and in my free time I like to catch jellyfish.

Hello, YWS!

-SpongeBob

Hi Spongebob! I just have to say that I love your show! ^_^ Tis amazing!

And jellyfishing? I love doing that, too! Maybe we could go to the Jelly fields together some time soon.

So what types of things to you like to write, Spongebob? I see that you write songs, but do you write anything else?

I'm sure that you will fall in love with YWS, or Yewis as I like to call it. ^^ Have fun!

*Lin

Spongebob!

I have seen almost every episode of your show on air! I don't catch it as often as I used to, but I definitely can quote you.

You forgot to mention your movie! I'm sure everyone would love to hear about that!

Are you ready for YWS?

- fragile_heart(!)

Hi Bobbie! Nice to meet you xD

Welcome aboard and all that jazz, etc.

A couple quick rules. Please don't use chatspeak. You have a wonderful example of proper puncuation and capitalization in your welcome post; it's beautiful. I think I cried.

Please post two reviews before posting any of your own writing, and then continue to do two reviews for each story/poem/other you post.

By the way, I love your show. It's so touching. It's better than Oprah! *sniffles* The last episode... I think I'm going to cry again. Excuse me... *blows noes*

Anyway, I'm so glad you've decided to join the ranks of writers! Then again, you've been writing scripts for ages; you must be an expert by now. xD

You should bring your friends here! Get them to join! I'd be so excited to meet the whole cast and... one more thing. Can I pleeease get your autograph?!

Oh, my gosh!!! I LOVE your username!!! It rocks!!!

I demand that you post everywhere so I can see it where ever I go!!!

Anyway, everyone else pretty much said all there is to say, so I'll just say hi! So, uuhh... Hi!! ^_^

~Claery

Hello Spongebob!!
So... Spongebob is a talented writer now?
I'm looking forward to read one of your stories.
Welcome to YWS!

P.S. - I love your show!!


-- Jordan

Hiya Bob!

You officially have the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song running through my head. xD

Soo! I'm here to tell you about the wonders of the Knowledge Base! The Knowledge Base is full of articles that YWSers have written to help other members on a whole host of topics. Poke around to see what's there. xD

You should write about some of those karate and jellyfish hunting adventures. You never know what can make a blockbuster!

If you need anything, PM me.

~Rosey

Hey SpongyBob. Do you know, that you are being greeted by one of your biggest fans ever? No lie. I, Vivi am a huge fan.

And...

Do you know about the usergroups? Go up to the Groups Icon and click it. There are many groups to join. If you have an idea for a group that you'd like to make, go to the link at the top of the 'Groups' page. Heck, with all these fans, you should make your own fan club! I'd join!

So, spongy, feel free to PM me if you need any help. You can always count on Vivi to review your work, if you just PM.

Haha... I am moving this to randomness.

Hmm...
Spongebob dear,
Why didn't you tell me that you were going to join YWS?
Something as important as this should be told to your wife.
[Hands off my husband, ladies]

I think I'll have one of those Krabby Patties though. I'm famished.
*points to her display picture*