Little Kids and lots of big questions

Have you ever noticed how many questions little kids ask, im listing below the top 5 and im wondering if you could help me finish.
#1. why is the sky blue?(does anyone really know)
#2. where do babies come from?(no not storks)
#3. whats a hoo hoo look like?(this is a question from my 5 year old cousian brook)
#4. they like to repeat why after every sentence
#5. do girls really have cooties and what are cooties?

I have actually had kids ask me these questions, try answering some of them(lol)
but really maybe you have some better ones.

#1 - The light from the sun (which is white light - light with all the colours of the spectrum) enters out atmosphere. Part of it, however, is refracted, and the wavelength that is rfracted is... blue .
Of course, it's easier to just tell the little kids the sky is reflecting the sea - not true, but it shuts 'em up .

#2 - I'll tell you when you're older.
Maybe.

#3 - I don't know. It's probably blue though.

#4 - Then you reply to them 'Why won't you shut up?' and then simply ask 'why' after each of their answers.
Let them suffer a little bit.

#5 - Yes they do. Never touch girls. They're evil.

Sureal wrote:#5 - Yes they do. Never touch girls. They're evil.

NO THEY ARE NOT AND NO THEY DO NOT

Boys do

Alternate answer to queston 5:

'Yes little kiddy - go touch girls.
Do it!
NOW!'

I agree girls do not have cooties and you are wisea** lol

Sureal wrote:#5 - Yes they do. Never touch girls. They're evil.

Aren't cooties fictional?

Girls are inherently evil. Sorry, manipulating minds requires it.

Yeah its fictional iam a girl and ive never given anyone cooties, so there.

The archaic meaning for cooties is lice. So when you read about a girl's cooties, and she's wearing a handkerchief that is soaked in kerosene, most likely she has lice.

The meaning has slightly altered from that though.

This meant completey toungue-in-cheeck, so here it goes. I hope it doesnt offend anyone though,

Hahahahhaha.... Funny... I like it...

I've seen that so many times...

seen what???

I am a girl. I am evil. I have cooties. I am very manipulative and conceited.

You should run away now before I eat you!

I think this is really cool.
I think cooties are just germs. ^-^
The sky is blue cause God wanted it to be blue!