The Never Ending Story...

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*Only mammals can get rabies* :P

...Miley Cyrus stomped on them, their acid innards soaked through her shoes and...
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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turned her into a rhino. After that . . .




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Somebody pointed to her and laughed. She...
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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opened her mouth to say something rude but she before she could say anything...
“Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.” Anton Chekhov




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someone threw a coconut and hit her in the face. It was...
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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fluffy and tasted like an egg. She...
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

WARNING: This user carries a spatula.




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was allergic to eggs and had a heart attack, clutching her chest. Miley Cyrus died and everybody...
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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...cheered for joy. But she came back as a zombie and...
Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.




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bit Barack Obama. After zombiefying he bit a janitor working at the White House. Upon leaving he became a zombie too and bit...
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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Robert Pattinson, and all his fangirls thought he was a real vampire and flocked around him, creating a zombie army so...
Honey, you should see me in a crown.




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guys were for once not girl crazy. Male society became more respectful in their views of women, but...
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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...then women took over the world and forced men to...
Curiosity killed the cat,
But Satisfaction brought it back! :D
If that never happened,
How do you think I'm still here? ;)

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be house wives, and so they lead a rebellion and forced women back into the kitchens...
That User Who Changed Their Name A Dozen Times And So No One Ever Knew Who They Were Half the Time and When They Did Only Used Bolt.

The tragic tale of losing all #Brand for nothing in return.

The Take Away Is You Probably Know Me As Bolt




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where they secretly banned together and formed a plan to....
Is he dancing with a little boy in spandex?!

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take over YWS but
I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

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I wondered why we put villains in our stories when we have plenty of them in real life; then I realized that maybe we wanted stories where the good guy wins.
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