The Never Ending Story...

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...old cheese, so instead she...
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
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...ate two chips ahoy and...
Les sanglots longs
Des violons
De l'autonne
Blessent mon coeur
D'une langueur
Monotone.

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. . . turned into a cookie superhero. However, her biggest rival, the Cake Man, decided . . .




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.....to expanded his business to lollies. But the cookie superhero had other tricks up her sleeve....
Who is John Galt?




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. . . so she thwarted the plot with her awesome powers and . . .




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...hired an army of devoted biscuits in order to...
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me




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...cover the Cake Man in...
I am not addicted to reading, I can quit as soon as I finish one more chapter.




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...chocolate sauce! But unfortunately for the cookie superhero, the Cake Man had already thought up something to thwart her plan to stop the Cake Man from wreaking havoc anymore. He...
you'll never find another sweet little girl with sequined sea foam eyes
ocean lapping voice, smile coy as the brightest quiet span of sky
and you're all alone again tonight; not again, not again, not again.
and don't it feel alright, and don't it feel so nice? lovely.






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. . . ate it all up! Like . . . like . . . Like it was CHOCOLATE SAUCE! Which coincidentally it was. The cookie superhero obviously hadn't thought out her own plan very well and in the midst of her disappointment of her failure the Cake Man launched his EXTRA secret plan . . .
Dynamic Duo AWAY!!!

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All of the worlds nuclear weapons in their hidden locations suddenly detonated. Seconds later the Earth was nothing but a fiery wasteland.

The End.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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But AspiringAuthor, it's the NEVER ENDING STORY. xD It says right in the topic that you're not supposed to end it.

So . . .

200 witches and wizards managed to teleport off the earth onto an alien planet seconds before the weapons detonated. However, once they arrived, they discovered . . .




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...Miley Cyrus, and...
Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.




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. . . decided to conquer the aliens with the power of teen pop and . . .




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...so some students went to the ice-cream stand for lunch...
Honey, you should see me in a crown.




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...and found a rabid cockroach hiding underneath the sprinkles...
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