The Ultimate Showdown!

the two S Kings start to write, but stop to marvel each other's works. They are then ambushed by Amniel, who with his nigh divine powers teleports the S's to a distant S King planet.

Winner: me
Next round: me vs Meep

(Amniel, how is it that in all the rounds you're writing, the winner is someone else than either of the contestants? Though, when it was me, I didn't mind. Haha.)

Round 35: me vs. Meep (:P)

Me and Meep have already competed, which caused the battlefield to explode from all the awesomeness (thanks, anti-pop!), so we can't battle another time. Thus, the round 35 gets no winner and a new round must be started.

Winner: none
Round 36: Santa Claus vs. Easter Bunny

Round 36: Santa Claus vs. Easter Bunny

*gasp* Santa can't fight a figment of human imagination! Santa wins by default because the Easter Bunny doesn't exist :O

Next Round - Round 37: Lord Anzius vs. Amniel

~I was only just aware that this thread even existed. Dang it.

Amniel immediately steals Anzius's cap, and gives it to Gluzman, and so Anzius exits the arena trying to get back his cap from fleeing Gluzman. So Amniel wins by default

Winner: Amniel
Next round: Amniel vs a way angrier Anzius (and his cap)

Round 38: Amniel vs. Lord Anzius

They start a verbal fight which no one wants to listen either because they don't understand what the competitors are saying or because they have to stand the competitors fight via their guestbooks, and don't want to deal with any more fighting. So because no one is listening, no one knows who won. Thus, no winner.

Winner: None
Round 39: Mr. Darcy vs. Edward Cullen

Round 39: Mr. Darcy vs. Edward Cullen
Mr. Darcy is away on business so Mrs. Darcy ends up fighting in his place. She kills the useless, defenseless Mrs. Cullen, and Edward, seeing his wife dead, runs off to the Volturi in a successful suicide attempt. Thus The Darcys win.

Winner: Mr (and Mrs) Darcy
Round 40: George Bush vs. A Chimpanzee

Round 40: George Bush vs. A Chimpanzee

while bush tries to think of something his head pops from the strain and so the monkey wins

Round 41: chimp vs a wizard

Round 41: Chimp vs Wizard

The Chimp summons all his friends on YWS who use Chimped Out and formulates and army led by Nate. This army is, of course, invincible. The wizard flails hopelessly before being pelted by bananas.

Round 42: A Chimp vs Bob the Cable Guy

Round 42: A Chimp vs Bob the Cable Guy

The chimp is about to call his YWS friends but is defeated quickly when is distracted by terrible comedy and then is electricuted silmultaneously.

Round 43: Bob the Cable Guy vs Tinkerbell

( i think you mean larry the cable guy, who is really funny)

tink vs larry

Larry tells some awesome jokes and tink is defeated because she can not move from laughter


Round something: Larry vs bobby pendragon ( from the pendragon series)

Larry and Bobby begin their fight with Larry telling jokes while Bobby throws a basketball at Larry.
Unfortunately Larry hires the prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, who gets Bobby thrown to jail for assault. Then Edgie also gets Larry jailed for causing damage on the ball.

Winner: Miles Edgeworth
Next round: Miles Edgeworth vs Phoenix Wright

Round 45: Miles Edgeworth vs Phoenix Wright

Miles and Phoenix are attorneys so they decide to settle this like civilised men by playing a round of winner-takes-all poker game!
Oof! Phoenix triumphs with a Royal Flush in comparison to Miles' Full House. The champion remains undefeated.

Winner: Phoenix Wright. (duh)
Round 46: Nate vs. Obama

Round 46: Nate Vs. Obama

Nate and Obama both enter the arena to standing ovations. Nate has the first shot: He pulls out a blaster and shoots Obama, but Obama will not be put out so easily. He pulls out a lightsaber deflecting the blast. But Nate decides to pull a scarily brilliant stunt, apparating behind Obama and smashing him over the head with an insane shout: "Dodge this!" Obama crumples in defeat.

Round 47: Nate vs. Snoink

Nate and Snoink both grap their pens, but are stamped over by a legion of Achaians chasing the cowardly Trojans.

Winner: Greek horde
Next round: Greek horde vs Haruno Sakura

Hmm...

I will let someone else decide upon the outcome. Mine could be a tad biased.

*crawls off, murmuring in ancient greek*