The Ultimate Showdown!

So I found this game on another forum and I thought it sounded pretty cool.
I'm going to start off by naming two random people. (They can be anyone: a celebrity, fictional character, some obscure Internet meme, etc..) The person below me will describe an epic battle between the two, and declare the winner. Then, they will pit the winner against a new challenger.

Example:

anti-pop: Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T
Next Poster: Mr. T starts off with a sucker-punch to the kidneys, declaring, "I pity the fooh!" whilst Norris is doubled-over in pain. However, while Mr. T is distracted, Chuck jumps up and delivers a roundhouse kick to the face, therefore causing Mr. T to explode.
Winner: Chuck Norris
Round Two: Chuck Norris vs. Nate


Also: In the event that two people accidentally reply to a post, the next user can choose which battle they'd like to narrate.

Let the showdown commence!


Round One: (Might as well)

Chuck Norris
vs.
Nate

Round One: Chuck Norris is well prepared for the battle, but as Nate walks in and says "I founded YWS.", Chuck Norris freezes and realizes he would never ever win a fight against this mighty competitor. Thus, Nate wins and everyone is happy. Even Chuck Norris.

Winner: Nate
Round Two: Nate vs. Createspace Guy.

Nate vs. Createspace Guy:
Nate readies his pen and Createspace Guy (CG) readies his hairspray. With some epic pen-stabbing and hair-flicking, the battle begins! CG is well prepared in hotness level, but when Nate's army of chimpanzees descend unto the fray, he realizes that he is defeated and flees away to self-publish on Amazon.
Winner: Nate
Round three: Nate vs. Edward Cullen

(I feel like Nate is going to wind up winning a lot of these.)

(Haha, this is epic.)

Nate vs. Edward Icky Cullen
Nate, armed with his ever-present pen and chimp army, stands ready as Edward Cullen, armed with sexiness and over-protectiveness saunters into the room. Nate throws his pen at Edward, tearing a hole through the vampire's left shin. "Oh noez!" Edward exclaims. "I iz incapacitated!" Edward drops to the floor in a twitching heap and begins vomitting rainbows until he slowly whithers away into an indecently ugly husk on the ground.
Winner: Nate
Round 4: Nate vs. *cue dramatic music* Darth Vader

Nate vs Darth vader
Nate readies a pen and paper, but before he can write vader does a force push and Nate loses his weapons. Then Vader strikes his saber and Nate loses.

Round 5- Vader vs Harry Potter

Vader vs. Harry Potter
Vader has his light saber ready as he faces down Harry, armed with his wand. "Hocus Pocus!" Harry screams, pointing the wand at Vader. Suddenly, Vader's mask falls off, revealing his horridly pimply face.
"Nooooooo!!!!" Vader shrieks like a little girl and runs away crying.
Winner: Harry Potter
Round Six: Harry vs. Godzilla

Vader vs. Harry Potter
Vader has his light saber ready as he faces down Harry, armed with his wand. "Hocus Pocus!" Harry screams, pointing the wand at Vader. Suddenly, Vader's mask falls off, revealing his horridly pimply face.
"Nooooooo!!!!" Vader shrieks like a little girl and runs away crying.
Winner: Harry Potter
Round Six: Harry vs. Godzilla

Harry Potter vs. Godzilla
Godzilla eats Harry.
Winner: Godzilla
Round Seven: Godzilla vs. Homer Simpson

EP = epic. Anyway.

Harry Potter vs. Godzilla
Harry is about to wet himself when he sees Godzilla, but then he pulls that trick with his broomstick that he did with the Hungarian Horntail in the fourth book. Needless to say, Godzilla is defeated.
Winner: HP
Round whatever: Harry Potter vs. Elton John

EDIT: Nooooo....anti beat me. Ignore this, then.

Hee-hee...sorry Mars!

In the event that two people accidentally reply to a post, the next user can choose which battle they'd like to narrate.


~anti-pop

anti-pop wrote:Harry Potter vs. Godzilla
Godzilla eats Harry.
Winner: Godzilla
Round Seven: Godzilla vs. Homer Simpson

Totally cool. I choose yours.
Godzilla vs. Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson eats Godzilla.
"Mmmm, Godzillaaaaa....D'oh!"
Winner: Homer Simpson
Round eight: Homer Simpson vs. Elton John (ha!)

Oh, this is hard. Elton John is epic though, and so I must pick him.

Harry vs. Elton
Elton John is rocking out, singing Benny and the Jets, when suddenly, Harry Potter comes out of nowhere on his broomy-mobile and starts poking Elton in the eye with his wand.
"Ebil!" Elton exclaims, and hits Harry in the head with his guitar, causing Harry to fall off the broom and get a concusion.
Winner: Elton John
Round 8 (Methinks): Elton John Vs. Homer Simpson

xD At least the same people battle in both of ours, haha.

Haha, amidst confusion, we still end up with the same battle. I love this!
EDIT: LOL, stop posting before me! xD

I know! Next poster, do your worst!