The Ultimate Showdown!

Snoink vs. Indiana Jones

Snoink enters prepared with a pen, but is, however, unable to do anything, because Indie uses his whip to disable her writing abilities.

Round 19?: Indiana Jones vs. Neil Cicierega(Lemon Demon, wrote the song Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, you know? And if you don't, than don't talk to me until you do some research.)

Haha, Emily. Your crush on Neil is getting a bit old, though. He is waaaaaay too skinny; like, if the wind blows hard enough, his bones would break.
Anyways:

Indiana Jones vs. Neil Cicierega
Indie is being a professor instead of his usual crime-kicking self, and so his only weapon is chalk dust. Neil Cicierega barges into the classroom and starts knocking tables over (which takes a long time since he's way too skinny). Indie freaks out and starts doing that thing with his hat. Neil doesn't fall for Indie's tricks, and so he shoves chalk up Indie's nose, thus suffocating him.
Winner: Neil
Round 20 (methinks): Neil vs. Achmed the dead terrorist

Neil vs. Achmed

Because Achmed is a puppet, Neil gets to use his awesome puppeteer skills. He makes the Potter Puppet Pals attack Achmed, who dies in a magic induced explosion.

Round 21: Neil vs. God(The religious figure, not the YWS person, sorry.)

Neil vs. God
Since God is all-powerful, he unleashes a storm of rage and fury unto Neil, who uses his toy food to give God really bad gas. However, God surpasses the concept of stomach issues, and thus is able to defeat Neil.
Winner: God
Round 22: God vs. Satan

Round 22: God vs. Satan

Satan beats God over the head with his enormous bible that was written over 20 years, but God uses his awesomeness to resist and beats Satan with his amazingness.

Winner: God

Round 23: God vs. Your mother

God vs. Your Mother
Your Mother, being a sweet and dainty little thing, welcomes God with open arms and freshly baked cookies. Thoroughly confused, God accepts cookies only to find that Your Mother has poisoned them. Cackling evily, Your Mother believes she has won, but God, being super awesome and immune to pretty much everything, finishes the cookies unharmed. Finding that trying to win against God isn't fair, members of YWS team come together and begin to tell 'Your Mom' jokes to God. God becomes confused, and thus, leaves the battledome.
Winner: Your Mother
Round 24: Your Mother vs. Kool-Aid Guy

Your Mother V.S Kool Aid Guy

And so the battle begins! Your mother puts on her fancy floral apron and prepares for the worst, but the apron is no match to the kool aid's stickiness. The Kool Aid Guy sends an ocean of red sticky juice toward Your mother, who is washed away.

Winner: Kool Aid Guy
Round 25: Kool Aid Guy vs Ryan Seacrest

Round 25: Kool Aid Guy vs Ryan Seacrest

Instead of coming to the battledoem, Ryan Seacrest is busy doing his radio show. He didn't take the challenge seriously, thus the Kool Aid Guy comes hunting him, and bursts through the wall.
Unfazed, Ryan continues his blathering on air. At the commercial break he says, "Boy, am I thirsty."
Seizing this opportunity, Kool aid Guy tells him, "Drink me."
Ryan lets Kool Aid Guy fill his mug with the purply sugaryness, then gulps it down, exclaiming, "Mmmm it's grrrrrrrrape!" (he's been hanging with Tony the Tiger too much)
Ryan keels over.
Kool Aid Guy laughs.

Winner: Kool Aid Guy
Round 26: Kool Aid Guy VS. Hunter S. Thompson

Round 26: Kool Aid Guy vs. Hunter S. Thompson

Both Kool Aid Guy and Hunter S. Thompson stand in the middle of the battle field, wondering "Who am I?" They wonder this so long that audience gets frustrated and throw shoes at the two. All of of the shoes hit Hunter S. Thompson and he collapses.

Winner: Kool Aid Guy
Round 27: Kool Aid Guy vs. Simba

Round 27

The Kool Aid Guy attacks Simba viciously, and the small lion cowers in a small cave. Just when the Kool Aid Guy is about to drown Simba, Demeter flies in and babbles Finnish, thus confusing the Kool Aid Guy to drop into the cave and into its death.

Winner: Demeter
Next round: Demeter vs Meep

Demeter vs. Meep
The crowd is going wild, but the second that both entrants step foot onto the field, the battledome explodes from an overload of awesomness.
Winner: None
Round 29: A Pirate vs. A Ninja

Pirate vs ninja

the pirate shots a cannon ball, but the ninja jumps over it and strikes with a dozen shurikens killing the pirate

round: 30: ninja vs giant robot

Ninja vs. Giant Robot
The robot starts off with a super-ultra laser beam shot directly at the ninja, who stealthily manages to dodge the attack. This continues for several hours, until finally, Shia LaBeouf jumps out of the giant robot, and comes at the ninja with an ak 47. The ninja is shot in the leg, but somehow manages to hit LaBeouf over the head with his bowstaff, therefore instantly KO'ing the Transformers star.
Winner: Ninja
Round 31: Ninja vs. Stephen King

Ninja vs. Stephen King
Stephen King uses his epic writing ability to scare the crap out of the ninja. The ninja runs away screaming and crying for his mommy.
Winner: Stephen King
Round 32: Stephen King vs. Stephenie Meyer

Hah; I think we all know who'll win this one. xD

S king vs s meyer

king starts out with a great writing, but when meyer starts reading her terrible story he falls covering his years. But then using his mouth chants an epic tale that makes meyer kill her self because she is to unworthy

round whatever- s king vs an s king clone