Meep wants her money back to buy a Cheeseburger!

Wow. I mean, I'm not a twilight fain either but...lol

Nate = YWS God...lol

Heaven has cheeseburgers? lol

I can't writer a coherent note that was so funny!

Hahahaha! Wow, Meep, you're hilarious! I loved Twilight, then everyone else started to obsess over it so y'know...The YWS God??? Haha, I loved that! Great job on this and gold star for hilarity...

This was amazing! As every one has already said this is one of the better twilight scrips that I have ever read. I am getting so sick of twilight that every book I see I want to BURN. in hellfire. Arg, man I hate those stupid "Team Jacob" "Team Edward" shirts. Well thanks for making my day ( I just ate a cheeseburger) and now I am off to make a Team Nate shirt.

Tabithalillian wrote:Well thanks for making my day ( I just ate a cheeseburger) and now I am off to make a Team Nate shirt.

Ooh! Make me one!
Pleeease?

THAT made my day! There's too many people interested in that "Twilight" thing. As soon as it came out, that was just about the only thing I heard about from the girls at school! Perhaps I should show this to them... (not really. i'm not that cruel).

Also...

Meep: What the hell!?!?

You forgot to bleep that when it said earlier that all profane language would be replaced with the infamous bleep. At least it's not that loud blaring siren when they do that on TV (thank goodness).

That was just one laugh after another. Keep writing!

that was a bleeping success, it was a bleeping master piece and so bleeping funny.

i loved the part where you killed Jacob, but i think you should have killed Edward, Meyer and Bella, and the whole rest of them to. or at least Edward and Bella. i want to read more twilight bashing like this so if you have anymore can you give me a link or tell me the name if on like the first three pages of the scripts form

Meep, even though I'm a die-hard Twilight fanatic, I would never attempt to assassinate you. Haha. I guess I'll just have to live with the fact that you don't like my favorite book series. *sighs*

music_lover_7311 wrote:Meep, even though I'm a die-hard Twilight fanatic, I would never attempt to assassinate you. Haha. I guess I'll just have to live with the fact that you don't like my favorite book series. *sighs*

*laughs*
Music_lover, there will be two types of reactions towards the series when you mention it:
1) *squeals* Oh emm gee, yeah! Edward is sooo hot, the book is sooo romantic...etc.
2) *covers ears* Argh, tell her/him to shut up!! *flees*
Don't you ever get tired of experiencing #1?

(her) Haha.

Yes, I do get tired of experiencing number one. I have to say at the movie (I want with a bunch of my teenage friends) I got a little carried away. Haha. My friends and I have actually been discussing how good the series really is over a past few conversations. But, I'm not sure I'll ever stop loving it. It's too late. Haha.
And, I don't think Edward is "sooooo hot". And I don't say "Oh emm gee". Although, I do hear that a lot. To which I sigh of annoyance. Haha.

Yeah, I know.
I'm just generalising how twilight fan girls would gush over the series.

Sadly, Meep, this is true. I don't like the gushing people (well, teenage girls) anymore. I'm out of that stage. And what I'm most sick of is people reading it and saying they like it just because it's a fad. Not that you're a fellow fan to sympathize with, but I'm sure you'd understand.

Hey!:D

Well, I have to say that I agree with everyone else, and that this was probably the best Twilight parody I've read!:D
Even though I kind of like Twilight (the first one, I don't really like the others), I do find it annoying that everyone's like "OMG Edward is soooo hot", so I love reading parodies of the books.
My favourite part was when Nate made an appearance!:lol:
This was hilarious, you should write more!*puppy dog eyes*

- Prospekt

That was hilarious! I must say that I am a Twilight fan and I have read the books 2x each. And Meep, you have to add another choice to your list of reactions.

3) looks at the book with mild interest, gets annoyed a some points, but overall thinks it's a cute little read for all those lonely girls who need a life

Meep: Bella, you idiot. This is a G-rated story, no kissy faces are allowed here!
*slaps Bella with a dead fish*

Dead fish. Random!

Ed: You can’t to that to my-

Meep: If you say anything with excessively sweet references to Bella, I will kick you where it really hurts.

Ed: *looks at Meep uncertainly* Uhh…You can’t do that to my… honey pie?

Meep: Wrong answer! *Proceeds to knee Edward in the said place*

News reporter: Breaking news! Due to a severe injury in his reproductive organs, Edward Cullen has become infertile and the birth of Renesmee will not come through!

Hehe, you can be the one to tell my biology teacher that the "male reproductive organs" are in the knee! hahaha

Edward: I have no more reason to live… *hobbles off to the Volturi, still clutching his injury*

Again?!

Meep: *spots cheeseburger* Mmmm….cheeseburger… *drool*

This made me want a burger!



Ok i'm off to try save Edward. Again! To the Volturi..... Awaaaaaay !!!!! (I couldn't resist!)

Haha that was EPIC!

You killed Jacob and kicked Edward right in the worst place for a dude! Your my idol!

Nate and Bella? lol Nate was right to run!

GO NATE! WOOP!!

GO MEEP!

GO TWILIGHT-LESS WORLD!!