The Official Pure Awesomness Award

So how does one achieve impure awesomeness?

You already have impure awesomeness. Everybody does.

The difference is honing that awesomeness. Flaunt your best characteristics and downplay your not-so-good traits. I do it all the time. It's hard to keep all my pure awesomeness inside me. Snoink does it in a different way - posting advice for writing to show talent, being a good person...it all adds up to pure awesomeness.

Your award amuses me XD

The difference is honing that awesomeness. Flaunt your best characteristics and downplay your not-so-good traits.

Well, I'm out. xD

But I'm thinking Heather should be in the running.

Nope, I'm not a flaunter. That suggests boasting and I'd really rather not because there simply isn't anything to boast about, I'd run out of traits to mention and then feel silly.

I think it suits Snoink though

Haha, believe me, after Quantum Mechanics, I'm afraid my ego, and thus my flaunting ability, has died. Which is sad, but whatever.

However! I'm sure Teague can manage...

The award is where it should be!

Three Hoorays for Snoink!!!!

Huray!

Huray,

Huray!.. Oh what the heck. Huray!!


Four Hoorays.

C")

Nope, I'm not a flaunter. That suggests boasting and I'd really rather not because there simply isn't anything to boast about, I'd run out of traits to mention and then feel silly.

I'm sorry, that was the word that came to mind. But drawing attention to your good characteristics will do. As I said, Snoink has shown off her talent without directlly bragging about it by simply pretending to give helpful advice to novices, while she really was trying to win my award.

That's why she joined in the first place. She wanted my award, and this was a good place to get my attention.

Yes, she joined before me. You didn't know that Griffinkeeper's friend's dad knows this guy who is going out with the girl who had phychics in her lineage and could thus predict me joining YWS?

When Griffinkeeper joined YWS, Snoink caught on and joined.

Except... I joined before Griffinkeeper. He joined on April 2, I joined on April 1, just a couple hours before.

Except... I joined before Griffinkeeper.

Oh snap!


And congratulations Snoink! -throws confetti in air, waits till it hits the ground then picks it up and throws it again-

[s]But wait...I have an explanation!

See, Snoink went to the same phychic that Griffinkeeper went to - his friend's dad's friend's girlfriend. Anyway, Snoink went to her shortly after Griffinkeeper's visit, and she found out the exact time Griffinkeeper would join YWS. She then figured that she could just join a bit before him and win the award. She then went to a nearby friend's house to join sooner and got in first.[/s]

Liar!

See, you said you joined on April 1. That's April fool's day, so you must be lying.

Oh, and it says that you joined April 2. Nice try.