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Might I ask what the very object you placed on the stair steps is?

The deer got hit by a car. :'(
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The car smashed devastatingly into the young deer who had their whole life ahead of them.

New sentence: I'm about to fart.
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And that is rather disgusting

Vegetables are bad for your health
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Grown, edible plants that are not fruit are unhealthy in the extreme, causing you to get unpleasant symptoms such as diabetes and diarrhera.

The Barnacles swamped the ship.
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We had to abandon ship.

The banana peel is alive.
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The yellow peel from a tropical fruit is not dead.

Disaster is everywhere for those who look.
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And I look everywhere.

Apricots are bad for your mental health.
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Apricots are horrific when you eat them, as they cause you're IQ to drop dramatically.

Barnacles are sailors' favorite crustaceans
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A rock dweller is a ship goers' animal.

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Existence is an exploit :D
bleh?



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