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I forbid you to bother me further.

Stop that cat!
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It escapes; time to lay the hands of Fate upon that feline.

I hate you.
"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction." ~ Oscar Wilde




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I cannot help but turn my back on you for the events that have occurred between us.

Do you have a tissue?
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Excuse me, have you by any chance posses a spare of Kleenex for me to wipe my nose with?


I need to pee
Do cats eat bats?
Do cats eat bats...Do bats eat cats?




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I must use the facilities as to relieve myself from this stressful burden.

Can I use your pencil?
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May I employ your lead-hearted piece of wood?

I feel happy.
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There is this euphoria flowing inside of me.

My back hurts
Do cats eat bats?
Do cats eat bats...Do bats eat cats?




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My spin is causing me terrible amounts of grief.

Can I get more water?
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May I be allowed to acquire replenishment of liquid?


That is not my name.
Do cats eat bats?
Do cats eat bats...Do bats eat cats?




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Contrary to popular belief, my name is other than that with which you have addressed me.


The new car is silver and fast.




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The recently built vehicle is metallic gray and swift.

Does this dress make me look fat?
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In your opinion, does this garment makes me look bloated?


I need to sleep...badly
Do cats eat bats?
Do cats eat bats...Do bats eat cats?




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I require immensely a release from this fatigue.

Do cats eat bats?
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Would you consider it a truth that felis domesticus' devour nocturnal flying mammals of the order Chiroptera?


How tall are you?




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How many inches and feet do you claim on a tape measure?

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One by one they went / And, though each laughed as he returned to earth / Their souls were in their eyes.
— Alfred Noyes (Watchers of the Sky)