Switch the Style

For this game you'll start with a simple sentence such as:

"The cow gives milk."

Then you'll come up with a new way to say that sentence, such as:

"The spotted ungulate releases opaque liquid from its mammary glands."

OR:

"See how that animal delivers to us the drink of life!"

OR:

"Milk poured into the bucket as old Bessie barely protested."

Have fun, be silly and make sure you leave another simple/boring sentence for the next person to change up. I'll start with the first:

I forgot to buy a present for my sister.

Oh my god! I totally forgot to buy a esent-pray for my baby sis!

Oh no I didn't. I totally like forgot the wrapped gift d thingy that mom told me to get for my sista' from another Mista'!

The new sentence is.........How did you do that?

How in God's holy name did you just do that right there?!

the new sentence: Now I'm off to ride my horsy.

I must take leave, for my beautiful chestnut mare is calling my name!

I want a cookie.

Give me that yummy looking, baked, dough circle that is in your hands.

That is not true!

Why, I must declare that that is patently false.

I can't find my pants.

Ewwers! I am Unable to find the clothing in which cover my lower half we humans know as pants!


I will follow you into the dark

(sorry, I couldn't think of anything else and I was listening to the song...)

Lead me into the depths of the night and I shall follow like a loyal dog would its master.

Where are my keys?

I cannot seem to locate the metal objects that open doors and start cars!

I'm thirsty.

My throat is screaming for a delicious liquid to drench itself with.

It's snowing outside!

Massive amounts of small cold white flakes seem to be dropping in swirls from the sky.


My feet are cold.

The chill in the air crawls up and under my pale skin, sending shivers down my spine and through my body.

Want some chocolate?

Would you be partial to a slab of that brown delicious substance that is the muse of many?

Mm pizza.

Behold the tantalizing disc! Yum!

Leave me alone.