*Sometime after the events of Connie’s YWS Fan-Fic*
Connie*is still a mermaid*: So I conform to continuity, but no one else does? What’s up with that?
Clo: I don’t care. I just thought being Barack Obama was strange.
JFW1415: Aw, being a horse was cool!
Connie: No it wasn’t. Horses aren’t cool.
Suzanne: Look girls, let’s not go there. We used that joke already. We need new stuff.
Author: Yeah, I want to win Big Bad Bear’s contest. So get to it.
Connie: You again? Don’t tell us what to do.
Author: Don’t make me sic Morpheus on you again. This time he’ll bring Samuel L. Jackson with him.
Connie: That’s it! I have had enough with this mother******* author in this mother******* story!
Author: Never mind that. Carry on.
Clo: Who does he think he is?
Suzanne: He justt hinks he’s allt hat. I’m bettert han him anyways.
Clo: What?
Suzanne: I’m a modd on’t ya know? *sticks tongue out at everyone*
Clo: Ha, I don’t believe that for a second.
Suzanne: Oh yeah? Awesomem od powers, activate!
Clo *is now a catwoman*: What’s this?
Suzanne: That is the price you pay for mocking me!
Connie: You can do that? Change me back to a guy please?
Suzanne: No, you’re kinda cute this way.
*Connie looks around uncomfortably*
Clo: Change me back. Or else!
Suzanne: No! You dare not assault the mods, lowly mortal!
Clo: Instructors, assemble! Power of, overwhelming liberalism!
BigBadBear: Power of, crappy internet connection!
Kylan: Power of, excessive metaphor!
Connie: Power of, gender confusion!
Suzanne: So, it’s a rebellion then! Mods, to me! Power of, my awesomeness!
Snoink: Power of, epic flail!
Clo: Ha! There are only two of you!
Snoink: Then it is an even fight.
*There is an epic battle of epic proportions and awesomeness. I’m not even lying. There were horses, a man on fire, all kinds of crazy stuff. Suddenly, the heavens split open.*
Nate: What are you doing? You’re tearing YWS apart!
Kylan: Gasp! If that eventuality were to occur, then the very fabric of reality, like a great quilt woven from…
*Snoink flails Kylan to the ground*
Snoink:: No! We used that gag already!
*Suddenly the ground begins to shake. Horrible cracks of doom form in the earth, releasing harsh fumes. Dark, gibbering monstrosities pour out and begin attacking everyone*
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Snoink: What are these things?
BigBadBear: They’re noobs!
Suzanne: Run away!
*All flee from the noobs*
Connie: This is it! Game over, girlfriend, game over!
*The heavens open up again. Nate descends to the earthly plane in all his Administrator glory.*
Nate: Instructors! Moderators! Members of YWS! My friens! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of members fails and we forsake all bonds of conversation. But it is not this day! An hour of bad plots and broken pencils when YWS comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good website, I bid you stand, members of YWS!
All Members: Yay!
*All YWS members charge the noobs. The noobs are driven back into the abyss. All is well again*
Nate: I’ve got to leave now. Unlike you all, I have a life. But keep things well here, so that the noobs never return and we have peace for all time.
*Nate ascends to the heavens again. He sets everything right and it’s all flowers and happy faces.*
Clo: I’m human again!
Connie: And I don’t have a fish tail anymore!
Suzanne: Look out! It’s another previously used gag!
*Willem Defoe rides in on a goblin glider.*
Willem Defoe: Time to die!
*Willem Defoe is gunned down by a Portal Turret.*
Portal Turret: I don’t hate you. Goodbye. And now, ladies and gentlemen, Billy Joel!
Billy Joel: Uptown Girl! She’s been living in her uptown world!
