Young Writers Society

I don't believe this!
Stephenie Meyer writes really well!
I know everyone is entitiled to their own opinion but don't condemn her for writing about what veryone wants to hear!
And the sexual/birth part isn't even THAT bad-it's not even very descriptive. It could have been way worse.
So yeah...
Meh.

This was a very interesting piece. Also, very amusing! Good job.

I don't believe this!
Stephenie Meyer writes really well!
I know everyone is entitiled to their own opinion but don't condemn her for writing about what veryone wants to hear!
And the sexual/birth part isn't even THAT bad-it's not even very descriptive. It could have been way worse.
So yeah...
Meh.

She writes 'REALLY' well if you're an insecure, ungrateful little tweenager with no imagination and no experience with good books. Try reading Dickens, Tolkien, Dostoevsky, even ROWLING, and you'll see why we call Stephenie Meyer a mediocre writer. Even Stephen King thinks she's lame. What everyone wants to hear? What girls/women between eight and like, sixty-five want to hear. I, for one, view it as a sort of pathetic drug, for those dumb enough to take it.

And to make sure this constitutes as a review (Hehe, my third post on this topic... xD) I think you should de-capitalize 'understand.' As many have told you already, it's not really a poem, per se, but it's hilarious and 'enlightling,' as my little brother would say. x-x;

At least we all have opinions, right?

-SELA

What I want to know... How many of you who hate Twilight have actually read the series? Taken time to try and appreciate it?

While I will admit Stephenie (And please, spell the woman's name right! There is no "A" in her name!) is no Dickens, Austen, or Bronte, her characterizations were wonderful. At least, in my opinion they were.

I didn't really find this poem funny; maybe it's because I'm too obsessed to give a care what others think. Yep, I think that's it.

So, go ahead; try and talk [or yell] some sense into me. I'm betting it won't work.

And P.S.: Why is everyone freaking out over Breaking Dawn? It wasn't explicit at all! My mother read the book after I did, and she's a protective-freak about what I read. She didn't get mad. The Notebook was a lot more explicit than that, and I haven't seen people complain about it!

I really liked your poem, even though I am a twilight fan. I totally agree that she is so annoying! Like, Midnight Sun would have probably been at least a bit better writing quality because she would have to get new words! But she just scrapped it because someone SHE gave the manuscript to HERSELF bye HER CHOICE posted it up on the internet. I mean come on! Most people probably wouldn't have even read it!

Also, I totally say the same about Breaking Dawn. What a disappointment! I mean, it didn't really fit with the rest of the series and some scenes were just over the top disgusting! *cough*birthscene*cough* I almost barfed!

Anyways, I also would like to say that I agree with Galerius about the line breaks. But overall, a well done poem. Keep writing, and I hope you do another follow up poem!

I enjoyed Twilight but I still really enjoyed your poem. My favourite part was when you said if Stephanie talks about Edward Cullen’s eyes one more time! I found this very annoying as well and was sick of it by the time I was finished the series. A thought would be to put more explanation and more detail in the poem. Get to the core of the poem and start bulking it up from there. I really enjoy your sense of humour and I hope you write more as I would certainly read them. Keep writing and going into more detail. Well done.
writerblock101

Seriously, what is your problem?
Twilight has made so many people happy
Breaking Dawn isn't even THAT bad
There are no sex scenes, just "the morning after"
If you hate it that much, let's see you write something better.
And you might like to check out my poem in "Other Poetry" entitled "Edward Cullen"

If you hated Twilight so much did you read Breaking Dawn anyway?

Oh, and you totally spelled "incoherant" wrong. It's "incoherent""