The Greatest Movie You'll ever read (Habberjasper cousin)

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Please, post here about the movie, post how insane I am in the other one. Thank you.

The most exciting movie you'll ever read!!! NEAT!!!:

Begins with dramatic Star Wars rip off. Chewbacca opens star ship door and falls out into deep space
*GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!! gRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!! Oh I give up...*

BLAMMO!!!
*I sit up in a dark corner of my bedroom*
STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*falls back asleep*

That morning at breakfast:
"All the twinkle fairies, I MEAN ALL OF THEM, have been plotting my bath...-" I scream! "-AHH
those... evil... son of..." (BOOM in background)
I turn to see............................................................................................... (sick of these dots eh) ............................................................................... (Well you can't do anything about them.. neener neener neeeeeeeeener!).......................................................................................( I forgot why I put dots here.... OH YEAH)
-----A DUCK!! (with a bazooka like all the other duckies)-------
"SPOON FIGHT!!!"
"I discintly heard my rice crispies said, snap, crackle, screw you. Time to punish them."
(Forces duck to eat my cereal.)
"AH HA. SO SHALL YE BE KNOWNETH AS-ETH .... (say really fast) RUBBIE DUBBY DUBBY!!!" *growls*

Chewbacca falls through my ceiling.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!!" mom pulls out a thompson.
"there you duck, wave goodbye to your precious fuzzball!"
Duck: "......... A BOOOUI-YAH!!!"
Suddenly Shadow Knight (the one from YWS who thinks i'm annoying) walks in.
We all stare at him. Mom polishes her thmpson.
He craps on the carpet and mom shoots him. Chewbacca cries rainbows.

Kaitlyn, Greg, Colton, and Alex suddenly appear.
Alex: There's a bomb in your table leg!!!
(Does stunty jump towards the table while in slow motion saying): How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!
Colton: I'LL GET THE MILK!!!:
Greg and Kaitlyn tlak about ponies and poison.
Colton spills the milk.
Mom shoots the table and it goes BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Alex is then turned into a fish and falls into the milk that Colton got.

(NOW FOR ROMANCE)
The dog humped the couch
*Audience goes AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
(BACK TO THE ACTION)

BOOM
BOOOOM
(that cool song that goes like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun AH AH AH dun dun dun dun dun dun dun AH AH AH dun DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNA DUNNA NAH!!! comes on Snoink knows what I mean....)
O-ren-ishi: Silly Rabbit...
Me as that deranged samurai lady: Tricks are for...
Oren Ishii: MAGICIANS!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RABBBBBBBBBBBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Oren Ishii croaks. no seriously.)
Oren Ishii: CROAK *dies*

We laid here next to the Christmas tree and then Santa said to me..............
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA PIE!!!... Pie... what the... hold up" *gets script*
"Liz you're a stupid arse hole you know that? PIE???"
I am god: PIE IS GOOD SANTA SO STOP IT OR I'LL MAKE YOU WEAR THAT FAT SUIT TO THE PARK and all the kids'll tease you!
Santa then runs out distorted and in tears.

I sit on the grave. Greg and Kaitlyn are there too. We are all crying like babies.
Greg: Liz...
Liz; yes Greg?
Greg: Kaitlyn?
Kaitlyn: zzzzz Uh What greg?
Greg: I can't stop crying... WHY ARE WE CUTTING ONIONS ON THIS GRAVE???
Liz: because it's the minnisotan way damnit! (has a face full of pride and glory... SHINY FACE)

THE END!!!

PS i can make it longer... but trolls are after me now... goodnight.
Last edited by Elizabeth on Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:17 pm, edited 2 times in total.




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Lmao!!!!!

Haha shadowknight you got shot! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

-takes deep breath-

That was funny xD




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You are official insane TBR but LOTRs will be the best i think
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THAT WAS MEAN AFTER I SPENT 10 MINUTS TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL SUIT!!!:P




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Okay sorry we are all insane we are a big insane happy family
We get off to the rhythm of the trigger and destruction. Fallujah to New Orleans with impunity to kill. We are the hidden fist of the free market.
We are the ink, we are the quill.
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I wasn't in the the movie?! But...I was born to play the role of the dog who humped the couch!
Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
Who won't hide my liquor, try to serve me tea.




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gREG DIDN'T POST YET BUT HE'LL POST SOON ENOUGH

goddamnit that's the third time....




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OMG FUNNY!
But.. Ew... Dog humping the couch?
And it's spelled, 'Oren Ishii'
I DON'T WANNA BE A FISH!!!
Umm... Who's grave?
Last edited by Teeeeo. on Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.




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Thats so funny Liz...LMAO
Support our troops..

Shoutouts:
Liz~ Your so funny
Greg~ Don't change..and I mean that
Alex~ Dude, your great...
Colton~Man you sure are nice see ya




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*rolls on floor laughing*
The romantic moment ....
*snorts in unladylike manner*
Chewy fell through the roof!
*dies laughing*
Shadow Knight got shot!!!!!!!



THEY WERE CUTTING ONIONS ON THE GRAVE!!!!!!!!
*can't laugh any more, so she just chokes on her own blood and explodes*
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If you think that's funny then look at my next one... coming soon to a microwave near Uranus *tee hee*




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thats awesome Liz, made me cry...its just that beautiful....(sobing)




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*sings the song I supposedly know*
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach

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YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

cheese is good. But butter is better. Chewy likes cheese on his butter! W000T!
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