Cows Want You To Eat Cow?

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Nate
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:53 am
Nate says... · Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:53 am
Just saw a Burger King commercial. The guy was eating a chicken sandwich. Showed a cow that felt like it was betrayed.

I guess I should eat more hamburgers. Don't want to offend the cows.
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:53 am
BigBadBear says... · Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:53 am
XD But chicken tastes better.

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Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:14 am
Teague says... · Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:14 am
I'd think the cow would be happy to not be eaten.

Like the Chik-Fil-A cow. "Eat Mor Chikin" or whatever he says.

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Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:32 am
Meshugenah says... · Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:32 am
Good thing I'm making a nice big meat sauce tomorrow! Gotta love that ground beef in tomato sauce. Yum!

But, would the cow be mad at my egg dinner from tonight? Oh, poor chickens!
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:33 am
Incandescence says... · Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:33 am
I think the actual fear is of the King.
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:05 am
Nate says... · Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:05 am
Incandescence wrote:I think the actual fear is of the King.


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