A Piggy Sneezed on Me!!!

Okay, so I was visiting in a county fair, and a piggy sneezed on me and decided to ruin my pants. The only pair of jeans that actually fits me. As such, I have decided that I do not like pigs anymore.

Not that you actually cared, but whatever.

-- Bacon, formally known as Snoink

I was wondering what was up with you switching your username.

*reality sets in*

You do realize this upsets my perception of the world as we know it, right? Curse you.

Pork

so... I take it you like fish now?

Actually, I closed my eyes and picked the first avvie that my mouse thing landed on.

*scratches head*

Your name changed back!

Well, at least a fish wont sneeze on you. But I'll be waiting for you to become FishSticks.

But can fishes dress up for the holidays? D:

If Snoink isn't Snoink anymore my whole perception of reality will be altered so drastically that I don't even think I'll exist anymore.

Wrapping my head around this new constant of reality is like trying to divide by zero


O_o

So, you are loving pigs again aren't you?

haha

this is why i never go to country fairs...

I am so confused right now.