All because you flew overseas to meet your boyfriend.

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... what kind of question is that?

Why, indeed, do people have genders? Wouldn't it be so much better to reproduce asexually?




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Oh, my. It would most definitely not be better to reproduce asexually.
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Really?

I would have to change the rating of this thread (again) to post the sentence that logically follows what you just said, but I'm too lazy to change the rating, so I guess that sentence will go unsaid.

Therefore, I'll just agree with you. But what if we could reproduce by budding? Heads growing out of arms, and so forth.




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Haha, yes. Let's be appropriate for daytime television.

And logically follows? You're young to be thinking of these type of things. :wink:
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Whatever I was thinking about, I was not thinking about that. Wait ... I'm thinking about that now. -glare-

Is this the moment to extol George R. R. Martin, who became my god when I was eleven?

I'm not even sure if I should praise him. GRRM forbid some one below 18 be introduced to such filthy work.




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Dude, she's fifteen. When I was 15, I wasn't think about anything else!

And that still goes.
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Same here, Prof! It's worse now. But I figured I was just an oddball...
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I don't think it stops until you hit menopause.
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What the -- now I'm going to be staring at everyone in my grade and wondering whether they're thinking I'm thinking.

Thanks a lot. I knew I should've joined this site.




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All your classmates are wondering what everyone around them looks like naked during math class.

I stand by this statement.
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Actually, in math class, I was always thinking about math. The one exception to the rule. *hearts math* I wonder what it would be like if you could have sex with math? OMG, I think I just lost sanity points. *dies*
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Really? In math class I'm either perfecting my newest ambigram design, writing, brainstorming, or sleeping.

Oh, and sometimes I take notes.

I have no friends in math class. At least, I didn't last year. Maybe this year will be better.




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Okay, so now I look crazy. That's what I thought about. But I hated math. And there were some funny looking people in there.

I'll revise my statement to science. Science reminds people of their gooey parts.
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Maybe we can reproduce like starfish. Cut off a limb and have the rest of the body grow around it.
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