Young Writers Society

From Boondock Saints:
(After Rocco's girlfreind's cat gets shot with a .45)
Connor McMannus: What the f*** just happened?
Rocco: Is it dead?

Thats such a great line.

Also from Boondock Saints:
(Rocco has just used the work f*** 25 times, in every imaginable way)
Murphy McMannus: Well, that certainly shows the diversity of the word

Miracle Max: "Bye-bye boys! Have fun storming the castle."
His wife: "Do you think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle. Bye-bye!"
-The Princess Bride

"Outta the way, peck"-Willow

"Your eyes, your whiskers, I have to kiss you!"- Willow

"'I dwell in darkness without you'..and it went away?" -Willow

God I could quote Willow 'till the cows come home. Does that date me?

Nah. I used to watch it when I was little.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

-The Godfather.

"Shall I describe it to you or should I get you a box?"

-Legolas, Lord of the Rings, Two Towers.

"So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

-Gandalf, Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring.

"What is this new devilry?"

-Boromir, Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring.

"DEATH!"

-Riders of Rohan at Pelinor Fields, Lord of the Rings, Return of the King

"Gandalf: Listen carefully. Lord Denethor is Boromir's father. To give him news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise.

Gandalf: And, do not mention Frodo or the Ring.

Gandalf:And, say nothing of Aragorn either.

<Gandalf turns to enter, but stops, and glances down at Pippin.>

Gandalf: In fact, its better if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took."

-Lord of the Rings, Return of the King.

"If they find us, they will crush us, grind us up into tiny pieces, and then blast us into oblivion."
-Obi Wan, Star Wars Episode One.

"I find your lack of faith disturbing..."
-Darth Vader, Star Wars Episode Four.

"You said it Chewie, where did you dig up that old fossil?"
-Han Solo, Star Wars Episode Four.

"Wars do not make one great."
-Yoda, Star Wars Episode Five.

"Luke, I am your father."
-Darth Vader, Star Wars Episode Five.

"Perhaps you feel you are being treated unfairly?"
-Darth Vader to Lando, Star Wars Episode Five.

This quote is dedicated to someone I know very well...

"There is no Dana, only Zuul!"- Ghostbusters.

sabradan wrote:From Boondock Saints:
(After Rocco's girlfreind's cat gets shot with a .45)
Connor McMannus: What the f*** just happened?
Rocco: Is it dead?

*laughs* you forgot to mention that not only did the cat get shot, it exploded all over the wall.

My current fav lines:
"I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever." - Shane Falco, The Replacements

Mr. Furious: "And why am I wearing watermelons on my feet?"
The Sphinx: "I didn't tell you to do that."
- Mystery Men

"It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven, The Crow

Monty Python and the holy grail

No on second thought lets not go to Camelot Tis a silly place"

King author cuts black knight's arm off.
Black knight: 'tis just a scratch.
Author: A scratch? Your arms off.
Black knight: No it isn't.
Author points to arm on ground: Whats that then?
Black knight: I've had worse.
Aurthur: your a liar.
Black knight: Come on, you pansy.

Song-
"He was not afraid to be killed in nasty ways"

Quotes from my favorite movie The Princess Bride

Westley: Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?
Miracle Max: The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!

Vinzinni: Inconceivable!
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Did you read the book? WONDERFUL book!
The only line I remember from the book is
Westly: If your love for me is one grain of sand mine for you is a world of beaches.

Nice ones from Princess Bride. ^.^

From Zulu...

Chard: "The army doesn't like more than one disaster in a day."
Bromhead: "Looks bad in the newspapers and upsets civillians at their breakfasts."


Over the Hedge...

Verminator: "These little guys'll be disposed of quickly and humanely."
Sharp: "No! Not humanely! As IN-humanely as possible!"


Shrek 2...

Donkey: "I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken!"

I get that last one said to me rather a lot.

Dirty Dancing:

'I carried a watermelon.'
'No one puts baby in the corner.'

Chick flick I know but they're the ones that stick in my head.

Alainna
xx

I'm a man! Oh well, nobody's perfect - Some like it hot

"Put some Windex on it!" or any line at all from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding". LOL. XD

We were watching Galaxy Quest the other night. XD

[on landing via shuttle-craft upon a new planet]

GUY: "Wait! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!"

...

Hannibal Rising, of course, takes the cake. Upwards of two hours of murder, gore, cannibalism and freakolicious insanity, and all Hannibal contributes to the subject is an inspection of a sandwich and the blithe observation: "Eww. So much mayonnaise, Herr Dortlich..."

Not a movie, but I like these:

Briscoe: You heard of the Seven Rings of Saturn? These are the Two Rings of Riker's.

Briscoe: (referring to a hockey stick used as a murder weapon) What do you call this then, a backscratcher?

Briscoe: We got a hit on the fake fur.
Curtis: Yeah, you'll never guess what they make them out of.
Lt. Van Buren: Recycled soda bottles. What else did you find out?

Schiff: Clarence Darrow had Leopold and Loeb, and who do we have?
McCoy: Beavis and Butthead.

Gotta love Law & Order.