Young Writers Society

"If you like pain, try wearing a corest."
POTC Such a quotable movie

And if he falls in love tonight, it can be assumed
His carefree days with us are wasted
In short our plan is dooooooomed.

-Timon and Pumbaa
(That is the worlds greatest movie.)

Simba:"We'll need a distraction" *looks at timon and pumbaa*
Timon: What? Do you want us to dress up in a hula skirt and sing and dance?
*Well... speak of the devil*
[no don't]

Is not. Just for the fun of it (and to prove how little I have to do until I leave for school) I've requested Pirates of the Carribean and I'm going to make a list of all the really great quotables.

Scuttle: I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful!
Ariel: What is it?
Scuttle: A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.
Ariel & Flounder: Ooooooh.
Scuttle: Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music.

Scuttle: [breathlessly] I was flyin' - of course I was flyin' - and I saw the... the watch - the witch, was watchin' a mirror and she was singin' with a stolen set of pipes. Do you hear what I'm tellin' you?
[picks up Sebastian and slams him down on every word] The prince... is marryin'... the sea witch... in disguise!

Tee hee. I watched The Little Mermaid yesterday.

"I'm told it's the latest fashion in London."
"Well, women in London must have learnt not to breath!"
Pirates

Nurse sticks thermonter in Johnny mouth it shows his temprature going right up

Nurse: Whoa your hot

Johnny: Why thank you so are you

I love that quote also here another one from Fantasic four

Ben aka The Thing: It's clobbering time.
Fantasic 4

Oliver: Please Sir can i have some more?
Oliver Twist

Giles "All right, I'll just drop in my time machine, go back to the twelth centaury, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient, prophecy for a few days like you take in dinner and a show."

Buffy "Okay, at this point, you're abusing sarcasm."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Series okay it not a movie but it has good quotes.

Because it's a cool movie:

(the following contains spoilers for the movie The Devil's Advocate)

[In Milton's Penthouse]
Kevin Lomax: [quietly] Is there more to it?
Eddie Barzoon: Just this room.
Kevin Lomax: And a bedroom?
Eddie Barzoon: No bedroom.
Kevin Lomax: Where does he sleep?
Eddie Barzoon: Who said he sleeps?
Kevin Lomax: Where does he f***?
John Milton: [coming up to them] Everywhere.


Kevin Lomax: What are you?
John Milton: Oh, I have so many names...
Kevin Lomax: Satan.
John Milton: Call me Dad.


Kevin Lomax: "Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven", is that it?
John Milton: Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections. I'm a fan of man. I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.


John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.


Kevin Lomax: In the Bible you loose. We're destined to lose dad.
John Milton: Well consider the source son

"Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows it?"
Star Wars

Mine is from Batman Returns with Micheal Keaton. (The one Tim Burton directed.)

"It's the so-called "normal" guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed."

The wise words of Donnie Darko:
Such a great mixture of a film.


Gretchen:"Your name sounds like some kind of super hero's"
Donnie: "what makes you think I'm not?"


"Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls."

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

Jim cunningham: Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places...
Donnie: You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I. . .and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I... I think you're the f***ing Antichrist.

Here's a serious one.


If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories.

"Say hello to my little friend." - Scarface

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen:

"What are you?"
"I am complicated."

"You broke my heart once. This time you missed."

"I am an immortal, sir, not a gazelle!"

Major League:

"We shoulda got him a live chicken."

"Are you trying to tell me that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

"Ah, Jesus. I like him very much. But he no help with curveball."

"This is my island!"
A quote from Braveheart. Somehow that quote seemed memorable for me.