Dragon Rider of DOOM and CHAOS!

Sureal · 2008-04-01T15:58:21Z

(EDIT: I've decided this'd be best off locked. It was an April Fools joke only, and as such is no longer needed.) (Plz plz plz plz: I want reviews. The more reviews the happier i'll be, yah?) Prologue: The thunder cackled above, and lighting shoot down to the ground, flashing and banging in an impressive display of natural power. Rain fell from the sky, washing away the sins of the previous day. The wind howled like a werewolf, really loudly. Mathas was walking slowly through the powerful elements, fighting his way, step by step, through the storm. He was on his way to a nearby village. There he would go to an inn and rent a bed for a night. He'd be instructed to go to the inn by an old friend, a wizard, who said he'd meet him there. Apparently he had some grave news to reveal to him. Mathas stops walking. He has seen something. Reaching down, he picked it up. It was blue - it is an egg, he realises. But ... he thinks it is such a large egg. What could be in it? And why is it hear? 'i wonder what you are.' he panted. 'I am secret.' whispered the egg. Startled (as you would be) by being spoken to by a large, blue egg, Mathias drops the egg. 'What are you???' he cried. 'I am secret.' the egg repeated. Deciding that person the only in the world who can have any idea what this egg might be or mean - perhaps a portent of DOOM and CHAOS? - would be his wizzard friend, Mathias picked the egg up. 'Are you still there?' he whispered to the egg. But the egg didn't respond. 'I had best show you to my wizard friend.' Mathas decided, and began walking again. TO BE CONTINUED! (So, what did u all think? I hope you enjoyed it!!!!!)

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Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:48 am

sokool15 says... · Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:48 am

lol, plz rit more soon? And I thought the tense-swiching was cool, y'no? Cause it made it all cool 'n stuff. And werewolves rock, don't tak thm owt!!!!!!

p.S. wtf's a 'semi-colon' im cnfusd

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Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:18 pm

khfan890 says... · Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:18 pm

It's a joke, right? Because Sureal seems much smarter in the debates and on here his grammar is really bad. *ponders* Okay, then, whatever!

Death is no respecter of persons. Just felt like saying that.

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Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:53 pm

oneeyedunicornhunter says... · Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:53 pm

*mumbles something incoherent. you think i say something or other to do with Eragon not really being that bad of a book, but you're still not sure.*

"What did you say?"

*mumbles something barely more audible*

"I still can't understand you."

"I SAID ERAGON IS A GOOD BOOK!"

You are shocked into silence for a moment. Then you slide away sideways and hope nobody saw you with me.

EDIT: and i refuse to listen to anyone who claims eragon is a knock-off of dragonriders of pern! *puts fingers in ears* lalalalalaLALALALALALALALALALA

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