Why does the Kremlin want 3,200 female white mice?

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MOSCOW (Reuters) - Wanted: 3,200 white mice. Must be female. No more than 18 grams.

Purchaser: the Kremlin security service.


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So people O_O. What ya think they're wanted for? Lets go completly insane! XD :D :D :D :shock:
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They're breeding an invincible army of super mice.
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They are mutating the population into mice so that they can fit into a drainpipe during the nuclear war. The they come out and breed an army of rats to take over the world.
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"Maus". XD

But really, this sounds like that old movie -- was it "Cats and Dogs"? They sprayed rats with plague-ish guck and was planning to have them infiltrate entire houses. XP
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My first thought is of a very large, very hungry cat...
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In Soviet Russia, Mouse Click You!


*giggles* How appropriate?

Science, probably. We know the experiment is gender specific too. Interesting.
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