Mongolian Cheese Snicker-Os!!!™©®!

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For the Snack with the Snick.™

Coming to overly cheery and disgustingly commercial supermarkets everywhere in many flavors, from Milk to Diseased Rat...

Using new, breaking technology, you just put it in a bowl, add disgusting-white-stuff-that-comes-from-a-cow's-boob™ and SNICK-O-BAM, you have a 100% guaranteed poisonous breakfast...

Sealed in new LotsOfToxicFumingGlue bags...

Made with imported Mongolian Cheese, sure to infect you with various overseas viruses...

Coming with special ChokeALot collectible toys with groundbreaking Lead Paint slopped all over them...

YES, YES, YES! It's NEW MONGOLIAN CHEESE SNICKER-OS!!!™©®!!!


Part of a commercial breakfast filled with many items one should not touch if one enjoys life!

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um...wow XD

How bored were you? XD

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None at all. It's a sort of kind of inside joke that you'll get by reading Sumi and chocolatechipmuffin's guestbooks.

FOR THE SNICK, BABY!™
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

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If I have a heart attack, Aet, I'm so suing you. XDXDXD
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From the Mongolian Cheese Virus?

...

*can't resist*

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New OTC drug!

May cause blinding headaches, heart attacks, infertility, hormonal offbalance, and schizophrenia. Don't consult a doctor, they won't let you buy it because it's, like, "dangerous". All lies, really. Trust me, I'm a salesman.
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

Legacy signature:
dun worry
it's all gun be k




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Aet Lindling wrote:From the Mongolian Cheese Virus?


No, from laughter. XDXDXD "Don't consult a doctor"!
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This is true, I don't understand this at all...but it made me smile ^_^ *hugs Aet*
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This was so...

amazing awesomeness.

Nice job.

Awesome.

Best ad ever!!!!

Lol

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*Gasp* Never, Nate!!

Aet... I have to say... you're a TERRIBLE salesman. You put up a great ad and everything, but you don't even say where to get it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodness, people these days.

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Yay for randomness!
*high fives Aet*

lol, I loved your disclaimer.
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