For the Snack with the Snick.™
Coming to overly cheery and disgustingly commercial supermarkets everywhere in many flavors, from Milk to Diseased Rat...
Using new, breaking technology, you just put it in a bowl, add disgusting-white-stuff-that-comes-from-a-cow's-boob™ and SNICK-O-BAM, you have a 100% guaranteed poisonous breakfast...
Sealed in new LotsOfToxicFumingGlue bags...
Made with imported Mongolian Cheese, sure to infect you with various overseas viruses...
Coming with special ChokeALot collectible toys with groundbreaking Lead Paint slopped all over them...
YES, YES, YES! It's NEW MONGOLIAN CHEESE SNICKER-OS!!!™©®!!!
Part of a commercial breakfast filled with many items one should not touch if one enjoys life!
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