Unfortunately; Fortunately

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Fortunately you have brain damage to stop you hearing the voices.
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Unfortunately, you are now comatose and probably brain-dead.




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Fortunately, everything goes away.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Unfortunately, that incudes you.




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Fortunately, one day you miraculously recover with no lasting scars.
EVERY DAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD...
BUT THERE IS SOMETHING GOOD IN EVERY DAY.


Don't be sorry your darkness is gone. I'll carry it for you.
Always. I'll keep it with mine.


Gotta catch em all!




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Unfortunately, someone tries to murder you again, and all of the memories come back. You then get stuck in a mental institute.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Fortunately, you are misdiagnosed and then you are allowed out.




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Unfortunately, you don't want to leave.
"Love is the name for our pursuit of wholeness, for our desire to be complete."
-Plato's Symposium




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Fortunately, you leave anyway.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Unfortunately, that mental institute and the people in it are the only people who live through zombie apocalypse.
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Fortunately, they seem nice and they tell you that they were going to help you through your endeavor.




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Fortunately, you didn't need their help.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Unfortunately, you are now alone.
"We all have perceptions of ourselves that others may find untrue or inaccurate."
-NoirLumiere




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Fortunately, there's an app for that!



Maybe the real Mariah Carey was the friends we made along the way
— Ravena