Unfortunately; Fortunately

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Unfortunately, he was a sucky blender, and it exploded in your face.
LONG LIVE LOVE




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Fortunately, the chips were killed by the shrapnel.




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Unfortunately, you still have no idea how to save humanity.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Fortunately, humanity saves itself. (like a BO$$) XD




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Unfortunately, people turn on you and try to kill you.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Fortunately, you're immortal.
"Love is the name for our pursuit of wholeness, for our desire to be complete."
-Plato's Symposium




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Unfortunately, that comes with a price of having to eat 1kg of bugs every day.
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literary fantasy with a fairytale flavour




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Fortunately, you like bugs.




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Unfortunately, they're poisonous bugs.
"Love is the name for our pursuit of wholeness, for our desire to be complete."
-Plato's Symposium




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Fortunately, you're immune to poison as a side effect of being immortal!




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Unfortunately there is still a way to return you to mortality.




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Fortunately, no one's figured it out.
"Love is the name for our pursuit of wholeness, for our desire to be complete."
-Plato's Symposium




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Unfortunately, the top scientists of the world just figured it out.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Fortunately, it is very difficult.




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Unfortunately they have taken the difficult path and are going to kill you.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown



Bring something incomprehensible into the world!
— Gilles Deleuze