Unfortunately; Fortunately

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Fortunately, you're near a hospital so you can get treated.




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Unfortunately, they treat you with something that you're allergic to.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Fortunately, they treat the reaction with something you're not allergic to.




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Unfortunately, you lost your hearing in the endeavor.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Fortunately, a hearing aid is supplied for free.




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Unfortunately, it wasn't powerful enough.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Fortunately they have a more powerful one!




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Unfortunately, there are no batteries left in the world to power it.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Fortunately, you happen to have thousands of lemons on hand to make a battery.




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Unfortunately, they're rotten lemons, and you pass-out from the noxious fumes.




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Fortunately, you return to consciousness.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Unfortunately, chips begin to have powers and tries to attack you, they were to powerful and rotten to eat or attack.
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Fortunately a space android appears and claims you are the savior of the future and rescues you. he then claims himself your guardian for all eternity.
Well i feel the need to spin some new flavor into my writing so let's begin.
... ... aaaaand i got nada.
Well writer's block is the worst. crank randomness to level eleven.




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Unfortunately, the android lied and is secretly working with chips!




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Fortunately, you found out his true purpose and turned him into a blender.
"Love is the name for our pursuit of wholeness, for our desire to be complete."
-Plato's Symposium



A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets.
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