That, therefore, will have to suffice. I'm Phoebe. For those who aren't acquainted with Greek mythology, the TV show Charmed, or astronomy, it's pronounced roughly "fee-bee," not "fo-ee-bee" and certainly not "foyb." I couldn't tell you why my mother was sadistic enough to give me a name so difficult, but that's not the point of this post anyway, is it?
Chances are I'll either offend or amuse, and both in equal parts; for myself, I take the part of the fool, and speak truth with impunity (or so I hope, but do not expect). If I'm lucky, I'll also brush up on my charm. Until then--a bientot, ladies and gents, and do be good enough to close the door on your way out.

I'm Dreamer, as you can see, but I'm also called Mer, Dreamo (like drain-o, haha) and Dreamer-chan. I think I'm also called Dream, but that one's still in the air... In short, I'm whatever you want.