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Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted, but then she died of altitude sickness.----Edited... Sorry meep :P



I wish i could give myself the perfect manicure
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I came into this world wrinkled and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world wrinkled and ugly. So I enjoy life.




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I'm a She, by the way.

Granted, but you lose all your nails in some freak accident.

I wish I wasn't so evil.
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Granted, but people hate you because you are too nice.


I wish I had an icecream sundae
I came into this world wrinkled and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world wrinkled and ugly. So I enjoy life.




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You can be hated for being too nice? Woah.

Granted, but you become ice cream intolerant,
So you can't eat the sundae! :D

I wish for world peace.
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Granted, but in order for this to happen we'll have to exterminate all life.

I wish for a selective photographic memory.
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Granted, but you're blind :D

I wish there was a cure for AIDS/HIV.
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Granted but the world gets a new virus called SDIA/VIH


I wish i wasn't blind.
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Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"




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Granted, but now your deaf and dumb.


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I came into this world wrinkled and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world wrinkled and ugly. So I enjoy life.




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Granted but you lose all favor from everyone.

I wish i had something to wish that i had not wished before.
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Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool.
Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"




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Granted, but it gets corrupted! :D

I wish that I am perfect.
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Granted, and you are for a while but then someone kills you.

I wish your wish came true.
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Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"




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Meep(: wrote:Granted, but you're blind :D

I wish there was a cure for AIDS/HIV.



That was the best line ever!

ANyway,

Granted but your wish was to be miserable.

I wish that the earth was round.
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Granted, but it gets corrupted (the earth that is)


I wish for you to live.
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Granted, but you killed her. :D

I wish Firestalker had a girlfriend. MWAHAHA. :twisted:
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Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."
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Granted, he had a girlfriend when he was four.

I wish that seeming was impossible.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

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I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth.
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