1666! Yes... the apocalypse is happening.

kitty15 wrote:I don't think I can beat the previous bribes so I shall refrain from trying but may the best briber win. Good luck all!

HeH. People are dropping out already ><

*looks at trump card*

Not yet.

LOL. Think of this as a creativity contest. How much creativity do you have?

And oooh... fan art. And trump card. And demolishing the CCF. And yet... nobody has promised me the stars!

*cries*

how bout my narrative poem, "The Liitle Voice"? it has devilry working there, so you could crit that.

Okay then, I will make an offer. Not only can you eat me, the best kitty of all, but I shall give you my 666th review. How's that for an offer? Oh and if the stars were mine to give, they would already be yours =)

You will critique Kylan's work.

This is a command.

Obey.

-Kylan

How...persuasive, Kylan.

I have a lovely bribe, Not only do you get to munch on the CFC, I will create for you, the SPEW Sn oink.

A massive battleship in all aspects, Glistening pink hull, and it resembles a pig. If that doesn't entice you then perhaps the Twin Snout Cannon will. Destroy your enemies with the blow of your Pig's nose.

Kylan, when will you ever learn? You don't order me around.

Hmm. The stakes are getting better and better

I will throw onto the pile a picture of my nieces kitty, which she just got a couple days ago, it's just weeks old. I will make sure it's cute ><

*shuffles trump card in deck*

Edit - It is six weeks old.

Ofour wrote: Or it could be the most sadistic piece you've come across.

*skips off to up the ante*

That's amazing. Whatever the forum or the language, there is always a sadistic hard-worker and yet revered crit' ruthlessly lurking around.

It reminds me of those experiments on rats, when they found out that, whatever the number of individuals, any group of rats tends to divide itself in three categories : the tyrants, the slaves and the "free lance", independent rats. And the ratio between those three categories is always perfectly preserved. Enthralling, isn't it ? ^^

Well, I think there must be some godly rule out there, that would apply to every kinds of living creatures, especially forum users.

Anyway, I can't wait reading (or hearing, that'd be even better) your sadistic work, comrade ^^

I will buy you a pig for your collection.

And continue to offer you very, VERY useful advice.

A critique, *trashes avatar idea*, a picture of my nieces kitten aaaaaand my head photo shopped on a spear? LoL

*shuffles deck*

If I draw my trump card I will use it Not yet.

I'll try again:

Soon I will be allowed a personal title. If you give me the crit, this personal title will read for two weeks:

SNOINK IS GOD.

-Kylan

Who won? Don't let the suspense vanish!

I am getting a deck of cards right now. *shuffles*

*Draws*

LOL! Ace of clubs. Sadly not my trump card, but would work in just about any other game.

Is it just me or did Snoink review count take a hit? I think this could drag on a while.