1666! Yes... the apocalypse is happening.

I'm sixteen posts from my 1666th review! Because this is a very sadistic number, I was hoping that this critique would be a very sadistic critique. Or helpful. But we must stay in theme here, and as 666 is involved, sadistic is the word choice of the day!

For this very [s]helpful[/s] sadistic critique, I was going to go extra in depth, not only in grammar, but in everything else that I could think of. Which means that most likely this is going to be a supremely awesome critique that could perhaps stretch 20 pages... you never know. I've never really done a critique this thorough on YWS before though, so it's bound to be interesting.

Anyway, who deserves to be the recipient of this critique? You can bribe me with points, promise me kitties, tell me why your story or poem deserves to be slaughtered (on this thread), or anything else you can think of, off the top of your head. All requests will be considered.

You have a week to prove to me that you deserve to have me critique your story or poem. Please post your proof on this thread, though.

May the best briber win!

hehehehehehehehehe

Cute Snoink.

I was a little disappointed to not read any Pig puns in this post, though I don't think anyone will take you seriously without a pig pun. . .

Ooooh...sadistic.



I can't think of any of my own work that deserves to be on the recieving end of this legendary critique. It would have to be a truly deserving piece.

Good luck finding one!

~Madame Kool

Give the 'tique to a newbie. Let them feel the full force of teh Snoinkus!

My writing is unworthy. :bows: And while 'tiques help unworthiness... newbies need it more.

Aw... yes, I love critiquing newbies' works.

Do I dare apply for this? I dare.

The only thing I can think of to bribe you with is a critique. So there you have it.

My sister: "Reyu??? The REAL Reyu???"

Me: "Yeah."

My sister: "I don't have that many exclamation points in my voice!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Um... punctuation mine.

Anyway, I decided that, for my critique, I will record me reading the story/poem/whatever and commenting on the story/poem in that way. Though there might be weird musical interludes in the story and lots of manical laughter.

Anyway, keep the bribes coming!

Snoink wrote:My sister: "Reyu??? The REAL Reyu???"

Me: "Yeah."

My sister: "I don't have that many exclamation points in my voice!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Um... punctuation mine.

Anyway, I decided that, for my critique, I will record me reading the story/poem/whatever and commenting on the story/poem in that way. Though there might be weird musical interludes in the story and lots of manical laughter.

Anyway, keep the bribes coming!

REAL Reyu? Who else would I be? I have decided to up my bribe though. Not only a critique but a custom avatar too :p

You are a crafty little oinker.

I dare apply. I could use a good ripping. Why do I deserve this you ask. Tis simple. What better way to Show your "Dominance" over the CCF than by tearing one of their members into shreds?

Actually the 1 in front of the 666 kinda ruins it.

Because 1 and 6 add up to 7. And 7 is a good number.

Maybe, but 1+6+6+6 is 19, which is how old I am, so it's all good.

Oh mkay.

*applies for the critique of awesomeness*

I haven't written anything lately, though, so maybe it should go to someone else. But If I do write something, I hope I get it.

*bribes with more fan-art*

There. Beat that, people. xD

The member with the most critique's could review the member with the most pieces, or posts? Or it could be the most sadistic piece you've come across.

I don't think I can beat the previous bribes so I shall refrain from trying but may the best briber win. Good luck all!