Why you should love SPEW...

Only on YWS.

Wait...now I'm confused. We dont exist...do we? 0.0

**creepy music**

Writersdomain wrote:SPEW saves kittens, but SPEW does not exist.

People speak of SpEW therefore it exists wether it was supposed to or not and you eat kittnes thusly killing them you SPEWite liar.

Join the CCF Save the Kittens Campaign, if you really want to save the kittens.

I don't like cats....so I'll remain neutral.

I can't not like SPEW, well, I can't REALLY like it, since I don't know what it is, but I love the people in it! *hugs Ari and Mesh and Crys and WD and everyone in it*

Isn't it obvious? SPEW is just SPEW. If you try to understand its infinite existence, then it will only become more infinitely less existant than it has and always will be infinitely in an infinite universe where nothing is really infinite unless you infinitely understand it. Infinitely.

*munch*

That was profound.

I believe he likes the word infinite?

*blinks*

I think we have a new spokesperson.

Or, y'know, we would if we existed.

*munches on jaffa cake*

I thought we had to love SPEW because it was too dangerous not to.

Yeah, I could rant all day long and then people would leave feeling strangely satisfied, but would actually be even further confused on what SPEW might actually be. There would be no side effects, though, except for a strange desire to eat something furry and cute...

Anything that kills cats. I'll not support yay for the family. XD

CCF FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seeing as that the discussion involved the existential anomaly of nonexistence, there can't really be much to talk about, da?












Viva la famiglia! I Cabassi sono maggiore che "SPEW" - sempre, vero?




IMP ^_~

If only I could speak your wonderful Italiano, IMP.

We don't eat kittens UNLESS people don't critique. That's why it's essential that you do critique. See?

[smaur] 5:59 pm: okay, let's put it this way. Every time you don't critique, smaur EATS a kitten.

[Snoink] 6:00 pm: Doesn't that mean that, because you aren't critting the story, you're eating a kitten?

[smaur] 6:00 pm: as a matter of fact ...

[smaur] 6:00 pm: brushes away an errant whisker. Somewhere in her stomach, a kitten mewls.

[Caligula's Launderette] 6:00 pm: you evil kitten eater you

But that is like extorsion. Threating to kill poor sweet little kittes unless everyone does as you say.

the CCF perfers freedom. Crit or dont. Nothing will be harmed based on your decision.