What would YOU do?

Ignore it, if I didn't, I'd be a hypocrite.

What would you do if you your best friend said they were in love with you?

Back away slowly. My friends are girls.

What would you do if the person you liked asked you out, but s/he already had a boy/girlfriend.

I'll tell her I'm surprised at her callousness and probably stop liking her.

What would you do if you were attacked by an army of ducks?

Summon my dragon to devour them all. It's hungry, after all.

What would you do for a Klondike bar
or if you don't know what that is...
What would you do if you had no more access to books?

I'll commit suicide.

What would you do If your parents disowned you

Try and negotiate a peace treaty. At the very worst, flee to my grandparents'.

What would you do if you got lost in a foreign country?

(P.S. 1000th post! Am now Master of the Forum! Woo hoo!)

Use my wings whenever my legs got tired. And occasionally for fun.

What would you do if you had twenty-four hours to live?

Jump off a cliff. Then I wouldn't have to wonder what to do with the remaining 23 hours.

What would you do if you turned into a dog?

Sniff lamposts, chase postmen, you know the drill.

What would you do if you were attacked with green spray paint?

Lie down in the grass and eat anyone who happens to pass.

What do they really use in fast food?

Taco Bell is really Mexican dog food. At least that's what I've heard.....

What would you do if your parents told you that the whole family was going to join a nudist colony?

I'd run away. I'm too insecure with the huge birthmark on my waist (oops)

What would you do if you were a character in Twilight?

I would probably die...I ain't no fan of Twilight or vampires

What would you do if a bear came at you?

I would scream and run away. I really have nothing else to do! And I'd hope I wasn't going to die. Haha.

[b]What would you do if you were kidnapped and had your wrists and ankles tied up, mouth gagged, and eyes blindfolded?[b]

I'd laugh at the insanity of it all. People who kidnap other people must have a serious mental illness. What drives people to do that kind of thing? It's really not going to help them.

Anyway, rant over. What would you do if there were no more clouds?