Derrik grinned as Keri flung open the back doors of the van and rumaged throught the equipment to find something suitable for blackmailing. Dave looked horrified.
"Now lets see," Keri leafed through a pile of CDs looking for something important.
"Come on, Keri," Dave whined, "just quit it, ok?"
"Oh! That one at the bottom looks good!" Derrik chimed in. Dave punched him roughly on the shoulder.
"Quit it Derrik!"
It was then that Keri saw the manual. It was large and well-used but it propped up a table full of equipment. Keri went for it anyway.
"Good choice, Keri!" Derrik grinned as he saw what was about to unfold. "The 'Ultimate Coder's Guide' is definately a good blackmail tool especially for- "
"Keri, be careful!" Dave kicked open the drivers door and ran round to the back of the van to stop her.
But, before he could reach her, Keri had pulled out the manual. Without the added support, the heavily laden table pitched forwards and disgorged it's contents onto the ground. The Apple Notebook on the top of the pile didn't stand a chance.
"Oh my God, Dave I'm so sorry." Keri apologised and bent down to pick up pieces of the computer but Dave grabbed her hand and stopped her.
The street was silent, excepting the sound of Derrik turning up his MP3 player in preparation for the outrage which he knew was coming. But, it didn't come.
"Just get back in the car, Keri." Dave sighed, "Derrik'll help me pick up the rest of this. I don't want you cutting yourself on any sharp pieces.
Derrik hopped out the van and Keri took his seat in the front of the van as he walked round and crouched down to clear up the mess. Derrik stared at Dave.
"What the hell was all that about?" he asked.
"It was an accident," Dave replied, "you saw her. It was just an accident."
"But! Come on! If I'd done that you would've killed me! What is it with you?" Derrik finished collecting the parts of computer and tossed them back into the van.
Dave went a deep shade of red and didn't reply. Derrik's face lit with understanding. But it couldn't be, it was just too good to be true!
"I get it! You- "
"Shut it, shrimp!" Dave growled. He slammed the van doors shut and walked round to the front of the van. Derrik followed.
"Ha! I'd never have thought Dave!" Dave hit him on the shoulder again and grabbed the MP3 player off him again before jumping into the van and starting the engine.
"But where do I sit?" Derrik realised that with Keri in the passenger seat, he was in a bad position.
"In the cyber cafe, once you catch up with us!" Dave laughed and raced off along the road.
Derrik sighed and sat down confidently on the pavement. He knew Dave would be back soon, he always was, so Derrik whistled to himself for a bit before drawing his pistol and checking it over.
Sure enough, five minutes later, Dave pulled up again in the van.
"You're too slow a walker Derrik," he shouted. "Get in the back, there's a seat in there. But, if you break anything, I'll break you."
Derrik pulled open the back door and jumped in. Looking at the way the junk in the back had moved round on the journey, he knew it would be more likely that something would fall and break him no matter what he did.
"Your driving certainly hasn't improved in the time you've been out of prison." Derrik murmured just quiet enough to go unnoticed. He settled down in the seat and held on tight to the sides of it as Dave hit the gas and roared off.
It was going to be a bumpy ride.
