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Nope. The answer is most certainly a needle.




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I agree with Mor
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I agree as well
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Nate wrote:A cookie for Crysi!

Anybody have the next riddle?


Yay! I get a cookie! :D

I agree with everyone: It's a needle.
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a really big needle... one you could fit a camel through
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Ok, we need another riddle...unless we're wrong and it's not a needle.
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Nope, its a needle alright...hmm, and isntead of giving a cookie to Morran like Nate does, I will give you a doughnut!
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We need another riddle...
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...would you like to do the honors?
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Ok, then. let's see...

There's a man who lives on the tenth floor of an apartment building. He goes down to the lobby and goes to work. every night when he comes home he rides the elevator to the sixth floor, and takes the stairs the rest of the way. However, on days when it's raining he rides the elevator all the way to the tenth floor. Why does he only ride the elevator the whole way when it's raining, and only take it to the sixth floor when it's not?
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the stairs are outside?
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*munches happily on the doughnut and hopes he gets another*

He's a midget and can only reach the button to go to the 6th floor.

He goes down to the lobby easily because it's at his height. And when it's raining, he carries an umbrella, so he can use THAT to press the 10th floor button.

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I know the answer for sure... lol so I wont say anything...
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I've heard this one before, and it's a midget alright.
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I know its mean but imagining a midget with an umbrella just cracks me up and I don't know why because it isn't really that funny.
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