The New and Improved Twisted and Completely Out There Story

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Before Peter could go to Antarctica he had to make a little side-trip.
"Peter...would you please take this ski out of my chest now?" His father asked.
"No. I enjoy seeing that in you."
"Please?"
"Sure."
"Really?"
"No." He needed to get to his next stop before 1:00. He looked down. "Next stop. That little house."

Peter came out of the little house with blood all over his shirt.
"What did you do?"
"What I do best. Kill." He loved this power. He could now simply point at an object and it would just vanish. Only problem was that he couldn't kill Power's that way. That was what he got from that little old lady right before she died.
"Let's go dad."
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Peter smiled as the woman fell down the stairs. He had once again had to stop to get another power.
"AHH!" The woman slammed her head on the floor. Blood pooled on the oak floor.
"Don't die little lady. You're not worth anything dead." He shot his rays of electricity at the dying woman. Peter never really got used to the power rush he got when he killed people.
"Hey!" A man ran into the room. "What did you do to my wife!"
"Nothing." He shot the man across the room.
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

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OMG OMG BRILLANT IDEA which i'm not gonna share but i offer this warning DON'T SCREW WITH HANNAH!!!!!!!

Greg and Sara walked with Alexx each supporting one side of her. They vanished and reappeared in Alexx's bar. They sat her down on the bar stool. The shock made her knees buckle a little every step she took. What had happened hadn't really settled in. They made sure Hannah was sitting in a corner before going back to a booth.

"You think she's going to be okay?" Sara asked looking over.

"The longer it takes to set in the worse the actual acceptance is going to be, and we've got plans to uphold."

"Both good and bad."
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Alexx was irrate. "You can bring him back! So he'll die again, he'll die a thousand times over, but bring him back now! Bring him back long enough for me to simply say goodbye! Sacrifice someone else instead. One of your lazy butts oughtta do the trick!" She shouted at the Elders.
"It is not that simple! We can bring him back, and as long as Peter is distracted..."
"Then what are you waiting for?!?!" Alice shouted, hitting a table with her fist. She picked up the nearest glass and threw it into the wall with all her strength. Her powers were flaring...damn temper.
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Bella you screwed up the name!!!! Its sara or Alexx not Alice!!!
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That seems familer, and WTF. Whay are the elders in the room with us!?

Someone wasn't paying attention when they read my post, Mad. Greg goes unconcious and sees the elder in his mind.

Whatever.....


"Look, If we kill Peter then we can bring back Owen." Alexx was fumeing and Greg was trying to get her a fair bit calmer. Peter was going to beat them there. The only advantage they had was his inability to pass up gaining new powers.

"So! We've tried killing Peter before. He's a bit out of our League!" She wouldn't stop yelling.

"Look! Owen is gone and I'm sorry but the whole freakin world is about to end if we dont do something!
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Why melt the ice caps when he could just wait. Wait until Alexx, Greg, Sara, and those crap-head elders to show up. Kill them all there. He was 100 times stronger than before. But he reminded himself that he had to follow the scroll. In the scroll it said that the Evil would take the weapon and then kill the Good. He was almost there. No, not even teleportaiton would stop him now.
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

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Sara glared at Greg harshley, there was no need for his tone. "Greg now is NOT the time to lose our heads!"

"I agree with Sara," Hannah said moving from her corner.

"How is it that I am not totally freaked out by this?"

"You're accepting it."

Sara twisted her face a few times before returning to the task at hand, "what we have is a map and a need to hide the map while getting the weapon. How do we do this?"
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"Only one of us needs to know what the map looks like and then we place barriers in their mind to prevent Peter from getting it," said Greg, "But who should it be?"
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"Why is it so COLD!" Peter in a fit of rage shot out blasts of fire out of his hands.
"Because it's Antarctica...gosh."
"Don't mess with me!" He smacked his father.
"You know that doesn't hurt me.."
"I just like doing it okay? Oh...what is this?" He smiled looking at the machine in front of him."The weapon.."
"NO!" Peter's dad kicked the metal object. Because of his power it flew into the air.
"NO!! Damn you, you old man!"
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"The one thats the most mentally stable, aka me." Hannah said.

"HA! You're funny, do you really think we're gonna trust you?" Sara laughed.

Hannah glared at Sara, "for once I'd like you to trust yourself."

"I do trust myself, not you."

"But remember i am you."

"No you're not!"

"Yes I am, and I'm part of Greg too." Hannah smiled evily, as much as she hated them she hated peter more. And as long as she was working with them she might as well wreak a little havoc. With her around Sara and Greg would start to fall out of love.

She was right though, Hannah was the most mentally stable. Alexx was pregnant and on the verge of a mental brake down, Greg had done/seen something that the horror of would soon catch up with him. And Sara was afraid for Greg, his downfall would be hers. They had to hurry the sooner Peter was gone the sooner Hannah could revel in the glory of having won both battles.
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"Fine," Greg instilled the Map to Hannah and did a little barrier work of his own.

"I didn't need that," Hannah said.

"You never know."

Sara glared at Hannah, "Lead the way then." Alexx held her head up high.

"Peter is gonna die, And i wanna see it happen." They all joined hands, allowing Hannah to target their destination before teleporting.
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They reappeared in the middle of a freezing tundra looking wasteland. Antartica. There was a bright flash of light which was fire, and the ice cracked. It rumbled about a bit and when it finally cracked Sara was holding onto Greg's pants leg.

"Sara hold on!" Greg said trying to climb up.

"Greg if i do we'll both fall! And the only way Peter can be stopped is if you stop him!"

"Sara no!" She let go and dissappeared from view.

The fall wasn't as long as she thought it would be, the landing didn't even hurt. She conjured up a ball of energy for light and saw it. The weapon.
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"Well well, so nice to see you all again," said Peter. His eyes were red. "You've all met my father, yes?" He flung the man to the ground.

"Guess we have to fight," said Hannah.

"Find the weapon," Greg said pulling all his powers, "I'll deal with Peter. Time to face the music I guess."
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Hannah and Alexx appeared next to Sara. "What the-" Hannah clasped a hand over her mouth.

"Shut up! We've got to get this out of here!"

"Where's Greg?"

"Up there fighting Peter."

"What?! Damnit, you two get it out of here, I've got to help Greg!"

"Sara no!" Alexx begged.

"Alexx if you knew what was going to happen to Owen would you try to stop it?"

"Yes but-"

"And i've got to help Greg!"

"And how will you get up there?" Hannah asked.

Sara vanished, and reappeared behind Peter. "Heylo Peter," she said and shot an energy blast at him. Greg shot one off as well, they took turns blasting at him quickly so he wouldn't have time to recover.

When they gave him too much time him and his father vanished. "We better get the weapon out of here now," Sara said.

"Wait." Greg grabbed Sara's arm and kissed her quickly. "You really need to stop doing that."

"Doing what?!"

"Make me think you're dead."

"Alright I can do that."
I just lost the game.



They who talk all day of beauty call all the plain things dirty
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