Character dialogue

*The Character Vortex opens and deposits Larasathí Akashuri into the conversation*

"Oh, how did I get here? *looks around and spies Rohsair* Rohsair! You here too? Hi everyone! I'm Sathí. Nice to meet you all!" ~Sathí

*rolls eyes* "Enter Giggle-Girl." ~The Raven

"Hi, Larasathí. Try not to giggle too much, or make too many useless and completely obvious comments." ~Rohsair

"That's not fair! *in hurt tones* I'm not stupid!" ~Sathí

*dramatically*"Stop the presses! Larasathí Akashuri is not stupid! Hang out the flags!" ~The Raven

"Rohsair! Make her stop!" ~Sathí

"Why drag me into it? I'm innocent!" ~Rohsair

*carefully but firmly freezes Sathi's mouth shut* "How's that?" ~Tannar

"Suits me fine." ~Narvik

*wipes brow* Lyres mür ras Tanny-boy." ~The Raven

"Mmpflle! Ebblrrshrr! Rrrshar!" ~Sathí

"Oh, that's so sweet. Even frozen, she manages to say Rohsair's name." ~The Raven

[to Sathí in her mind]Promise you won't giggle? ~Rohsair

"Mmm-nnnm! *nods* Mnmnm-mm!" ~Sathí

"Aw, *reluctantly* let her go, Tanny - I mean, Tannar." ~Rohsair

"Oh no. Roh, are you insane?" ~The Raven

"'Fraid so. I recommend it, it's very soothing. Concentrates the mind wonderfully." ~Rohsair

"I thought that was when you were about to be killed, your mind was concentrated." ~Kit

"It can happen in madness as well." ~Rohsair

"Mmblmpffle! Rrrshrrrrrrrr!" ~Sathí

"We could always just hit Sathí with a sledgehammer... Incidentally, Rohsair, does your writer own a Mac? Yes, I know that's my author talking, but I'm just passing down a message." ~Narvik

"What's a Mac? I speak through my own ignorance, and with my writer's ignorance, which is, I may add, superior to my own." *dodges blow from outraged writer* ~Rohsair

*woefully melts Sathi's mouth* "If you say so, Roh." ~Tannar

"A Mac is a computer, apparently. I know my writer hits some of the other characters, but never me. Though I deserve it more than most." *wicked grin* ~Narvik

Leo and Archae somehow, magically appear in the conversation

Someone actually invented you? What were they thinking? -Archae

*Punchs Archae* Shutup! -Leo

What? Seriously, if we spoke about our writer like this he'd kill us off in a second! Why would you create someone who's stuck up? It doesn't make sense! -Archae

Stop complaining! You miss your mum or something? -Leo

I wish she was here... she'd kick your ass. -Archae

"Wow, you guys are belligerant. By the way, Archy-boy, you've got a typo in your sig--should be "sin TO kill" not "sin THE kill." ~Tannar

"Stop beating up the noobs." ~K'ratcha

"So now you're here too, fantastic." ~Tannar

...Well spotted. Seems our author can't type...-Leo

Belligerant... are we just going to ignore that comment? -Archae

I guess so... -Leo

So I don't have to learn what that means? -Archae

Why don't you go ask your mum what it means? -Leo

Oh, she'd tell me. She'd kick your ass while she's at it. -Archae

*shakes head in despair, freezes both their mouths shut* ~Tannar

Aiden magically appears

*Blinks at Leo* What did you do? -Aiden

*Mumbles, and points at his mouth* -Leo

Oh... Sorry about them, they're orphans. You'll understand... -Aiden

*Growls* I'ma goifin toi thhit touu twot -Archae

Something about a flower... Heh, sure. So anyway... Umm, I'm Aiden. Don't judge me jus' cos' I'm fourteen! I'm nice once you get to know me!

*Snorts* -Leo

Hey shutup! So..uhh, who are you guys? -Aiden

"Hi, Addie. Hi, Archie. Hi, Leo the Lion-o. *points* The cool, blue-skinned one with the obsession with water is Tanny-boy. Be careful when he's around nachos. Or with a sword. I've been doing some research." ~The Raven

"Ditto, so on and so forth. *points* That's the Raven. She's kind of annoying if you don't know her properally. Even if you do know her properally, she's still kind of annoying." ~Rohsair

"I think this might be the place he told us to come up..." *Head pops out of the ground, dusted with soil* "No..."~Ket

"Where are we?"~Klar

"That bloody boy-friend of yours gave us the wrong directions. Let him come up here so I can give him a good slap."~Ket

"You do realise he's not my... *sigh* never mind* Come up here Null, Ket wants you..."~Klar

*points at Rohsair* "Pull me up? Please?"~Ket