*takes a slice of metaphor* "Mmm...apple flavored, my favorite." ~Tannar
"In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function...We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful." ~C.S. Lewis
"Jaikal? So full of possibility. Jackal? Jacky? Jack? Jake? Jay? Jayberry? Jason? Jaded? Jasper? Jalapeno pepper? And, I'm sorry, but there's room for only one cynic here. Anymore, and everyone'll go mad." ~The Raven
"You aren't the cynic...well, you are, but mostly you're the one with the gob and the insults." ~Fal.
"Hark who's talking! Laying on the sugar-sweet indearments very thick, here!" ~Kit
"TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you." -Abed Nadir
*To Raven* "Stop it, you annoying little--" ~Jaikal
"Now, now, Jaikal, no bad language. How about some Shakespearean insult, like 'Thou craven common-kissing cankerblossom?' Oh, and you're stealing my job. I'm supposedly the resident Cynic." ~Narvik
"You can shut up, too, you long-legged--" ~Jaikal
"Ah-ah, Jacky. Let's keep it clean." ~Narvik
"If you call me Jacky ever again I'll, I'll--" *makes ineffectual threatening gestures* ~Jaikal
*snickers* Jacky Jailalberry. Nice name indeed. ~Tannar
"In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function...We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful." ~C.S. Lewis
"In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function...We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful." ~C.S. Lewis
"Coo! Look at all the pandemonium I've caused! *melts Jaikal out of the ice* Jacky, Jacky, Jacky, control thy temper, thee must. *gives Tannar high five* Frozen Jai!" ~The Raven
"TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you." -Abed Nadir
*takes Raven arm in arm, they begin to circle madly in a kind of psudo-dance* ~Tannar
"In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function...We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful." ~C.S. Lewis
*Jaikal collapses on the floor, gasping for breath, begins swearing profusely*
*Narvik shows up with a hair dryer* "What, I had to get this for nothing? Well, since it won't be a total loss..." *Begin's blow-drying Jaikal's hair*
"Wheeeee! Pys da! Da lowr! *spins around wildly with Tannar still managing to shout* Jacky! Language! Swear Jar! Pick his pockets, Narvie! We'll take the contents for the Poor and Oppressed Elementars and Hybrids Association." ~The Raven
*Kit and Fal. sit by, watching the show*
"Who needs music halls when you've got Tannar and the Raven on the loose?" ~Kit
"Haven't the foggiest idea what music halls are, but you're absolutely right, Kit." ~Fal.
"TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you." -Abed Nadir
*Tannar grabs Raven around the waist and flings her into the air, catching her gracefully as she falls back to earth*
"In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function...We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful." ~C.S. Lewis
