Young Writers Society

Brenna to Wires: Oh, someone is grouchy today. Or are you like that all the time?

Monessa: Bother. Just send your fireflies to me, I don't know how to use this 'human' junk.

Torwen to Monessa: I beg your pardon, but... are you mad?

Torwen's Answering Machine: You have reached Torwen Cyrok. Please leave a message after the cow mooing. If this is L'ira, please come home. If this is someone calling about L'ira, I apologize for whatever she broke this time.

Jaist to Torwen:
Good day. The final tally on things broken was five glasses, two plates, one chair and one table... you can send the money to Zerron the Innkeeper at your convinience. Thank you. Have a nice day. *BEEP*

Janvier's answering machine
Salutations Stranger,
I'm not here right now,
So kindly leave your message
With a soft word and a bow.
And if I never answer
Please do not weep or sigh
I prob'ly only hate your guts
And loath you-- so good-bye!
*BEEP*

Kanta:Hahahaha! I like you, stranger! Get together for coffee sometime? Gimme a ring.

Kanta's answering machine:
There once was a young writer from Crete
Who was used by the werewolves for meat
But I'm just wasting your time
While you listen to my rhyme
So...leave a message after the beep!
BEEP

Strikard to Kanta: Well. That was quite... cheerful. I think I dialed the wrong number...

Strikard's machine: Hello? Oh, hey.... Yeah... Uh-huh.... hah, cool. Wait, can you hold on for a minute? Yeah, oh, I forgot to tell you, this is a message. See, I can't come to the phone right now, so if you could just do me a favor and leave a message after the
*BEEP*

Hi...this is Kohan and I'm trying to figure out how to use these contraptions...I'm not sure if this is the right digit but...your 'message' as you call it, sort of confused me. I'm not sure who this is, but call back and explain this strange technology to me. Thank you. - Kohan [Red Skies]

His message:
What did you say this was? [background voice]
you're supposed to leave a message.
How? I have to paper or writing utensil...
*BEEP*

Brenna to Kohan: *silence* Sorry, wrong number.

Monessa: It is very unlikely that I'll get back to you so just waste your time in replying to this message.

Nameless:
Thank you. I won't. *click*

Zerron's answering machine:
*Background noise: talking, clinking plates, etc.* You've reached the Inn of the Black Tiger... *yells* Kirt, when I say now, I mean now! *Back to message* Leave your order and I'll call you back. Kirt, get in here! Now! 'Bye. *BEEP*

Kadelyn:[b] Yes, I would like two number threes and a number seven, delivered to the palace immediately. And I mean immediately.

[b]Kadelyn's answering machine: Whoever you are, if you don't have the time to visit me in person, don't bother saying anything at all.

Janvier to Kadelyn:
Oh really? I don't ever plan on visiting you, but I am going to talk your ears off until your answering machine cuts me off because I take great delight in making people's lives miserable and I-- *BEEP*

Fenlera's answering machine:
Go ahead, leave a message. I'm in the mood for a good laugh. *Chime*

Lorek to Fenlera: Err, emm, but-she-the... *nervously* I like your chiming music?

Owl's Machine:Hoot. Yes, that's right, HOOT.

Monessa to Owl: Excuse me? *hangs up*

Brenna: I'm not here but you are. If this is Vana then I'll toast you, otherwise leave a message and I really will get back to you.

Addie~ why didn't you call me, you said you would, and now you're ignoring me! call me back, i miss you!

Gina~ Did you see it...it was amazing it was the rise of the...*long beeping sound*

Well, since there was no answering machine to reply to...

Eranair's answering machine:
If you are not one of my three best friends-- you know who you are-- hang up immediately or my telepathic assistants will track you down and have you declawed. Hang up or die. *BEEP*

Tov:

Does that mean hang up now? Or I could hang up in a minute. Still hung up, right? Means -- oh bloody hell -- click


Aidan Teller's Answering Machine:

Leave a message if you think you have something to say. Don't say anything that will risk more notice than either of us wants. beep