I can just imagine her romanticizing anything they do, if she's punching him she'll be like "Awww playful love punches <3" or if she's insulting him she'll be like "Awww banter <3"
You want me to kidnap your daughter so she doesn't get kidnapped? -Yes! Precisely!
You shine like that one light in your room that keeps blinking when you're trying to sleep that you can never find and turn off