As a phoenix, I am most assuredly aware of scheming behind-the-scenes, but I wanted to give you all a place to brainstorm publicly!
@KateHardy @Spearmint @chrysanthemumcentury @RangerofIthilien @Valkyria
Except your tv fries after an experiment gone wrong, and you have to go down to the electronics store and buy a new one. Or your license got suspended after parking your evil car next to the fire hydrant too many times, so you have to retake the driving test at the DMV. No one likes the DMV. Worse, you only have a couple of days left before your taxes are due, but you haven't started them.