The Never Ending Story

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Mailice continued to imagine herself finally becoming a Sailor Guardian and finally wished the others would calm down.

"Please be quiet, we kind of have a problem here!" she said, pointing at the human Omni.
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"Whaaaaaat?" Shady asked impatiently. They looked around. "Hey @RandomTalks do you know what's going on?"

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
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"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Random shook her head at the group bickering like children at a park. She cleared her throat and spoke in the strongest voice of authority.

"Listen people! We must do everything we can to appease the GUD Omni. He is the only one who knows what is going on, and he must give us answers! Once we have them, we will deal with this human here," she sneered at the human Omni who kept looking blankly at the group.
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Mailice was happy to see that there was finally a bit of teamwork to see.

"So GUD Omni, what is it, what you want to tell us? We will listen!"
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“The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!” GUD Omni said.

"Hey, did you guys know that Google is in on the joke?" Shady asked. "When I Googled that quote to be sure GUD Omni said it right, I found..."

Then they displayed:

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"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Mailice just thinks to herself that people should all go to bed here, but she gets the joke because it is, even so, far-reaching that between the lines it is stated that they only have 42 hours before the meaning of life comes to an end... and geese take over the world.
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"I didn't say 42 of what, however," GUD Omni said sagely.

"Can I have 42 fish tanks?" Shady asked.

"Yes," GUD Omni replied.

"Saltwater tanks?" Shady clarified.

"You're pushing it..."

"Yeah, fair."

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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"I still have the answers to what is happening to you," said Adri, "And catfish are way better than batfish."




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Mailice begins to shake her head.

"Hey Gud Omni, who's the boss here on the moon? That's me, isn't it?"
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*puts Adri in a sound-proof box so it can't lie anymore*

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"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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"No one has contradicted me, so I consider myself the Queen of the Moon."

Mailice starts dancing and singing around while all the others do other stuff.
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"Mailice is getting rather cheeky, wanting to be Queen of the Moon and also ruler of a swan army in Antarctica," GUD Omni commented.

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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That was the moment when Mailice pulled a button out of her pocket.

"With this button comes a rocket that RS Swanson flew to the moon, in it 12,000 swans that will arrest all the Guds here. All I have to do is press it."

*Diabolical laugh.
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Adri quickly had the other Moon catfish help her out and she screamed again, "When do I get my turn to tell you what's going on!" Everything went quiet and they watched from her spot in the water, "Can I do it now?"




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Mailice is nearly at the moment, where the rocket will launch. Only one centimetre between finger and button.

*continues laughing

*Dramatic music appears after the orchestra stationed itself next to the group.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside



Every empire tells itself and the world that it is unlike all other empires.
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