The Never Ending Story

ShadowVyper wrote:“Um, excuse me, my name is @Omni,” the unicorn dragon said sassily.

Omni shows up with a sigh and mutters. “Great. First a fish; now a unicorn dragon stealing my name. IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!!!”

Omni then looked at unicorn-dragon!Omni and sighed. "I'm out of here," he said, and walked (or swam?!?!?!?!) away from all of his responsibilities, including this story.

Mailice was still trying to hold Omni.

"Please stay here! You are the only one who can make Shady see reason, besides, the Unicorn dragon here wants to tell us something, maybe something important, like the mission to save the world!"

Mailice spun in circles.

"Sailor Moon!"

Omni slipped away as Shady ooohed and ahhhed at the fish.

Shady straightened up, claps hands, and said, "I like it here!!"

An army of batfish swam over and stacked themselves into a throne for their Fishy Master. Shady sat down with a satisfied sigh and nodded their head. They liked it here indeed.

"I be Adri," flopped the fish again from the icy water.

"Hellloooo Adri," Shady cooed. "And what kind of fishy are you?"

"We should listen to Omni!" said Mailice and pushed Adri underwater and fell again on it.

"What do you want, Omni?"

“I’m a catfish. I hate batfish,” said the slippery fish, swimming up again.

"OK, do you want to help us, listening to the giant unicorn dragon called Omni?"

“Yes. We listen to him and then I’ll tell you how I made this happen to you.”

"All right!" said Mailice and watched the giant unicorn dragon (GUD) Omni already falling asleep because nobody listened to them.

"Hey, wakey-wakey!"

“Wake up GUD! You prefer Gus right? Gus, I also want a turn,” screamed Adri.

"Quiet, my fellow children!" GUD Omni spoke, "I have a mission for all of you to save..."

The real @Omni came back and pushed GUD to the side.

“Gus, I also want a turn. I want a tuuurn,” screamed Adri louder.

Shady meanwhile was scandalized by Adri's audacity. Catfish were cool, but nowhere near the same league as batfish.