The Perfection Trials

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Alex laughed. “Never have I ever found myself wanting a walk in fridge.”
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"Mm, yeah," Sadie agreed, picking up an eggroll. "I suppose we can just order more later. That'd be an even bigger screw you to the idiots."

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"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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“I wonder if there’ll be a point where they come and tell us to stop.” Alex hesitantly tapped the burnt sugar layer of a crème brûlée.
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"wist is in every rp" ~ley
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :slight_smile: <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint




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"Meh. It's not like they can take the food back." Sadie spread some caviar on a cracker and plopped it in her mouth. She immediately spit back out, making a nasty face and coughing as she went for the fancy five-chocolate milkshake she'd ordered. "This was repulsive."

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Alex grabs a caramel milkshake they had been eyeing. “Isn’t that stuff fish eggs or something?”
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"wist is in every rp" ~ley
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :slight_smile: <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint




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"Yeah. It's disgusting," Sadie commented, still wrinkling her nose. "Oh well, at least it was expensive." She started in on some chocolate mousse next.

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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“Looks like one of the most expensive items on the menu.” Xe snorted. “We should order a bucket next time.”
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"wist how dare you play with my heartstrings like that" ~ winter
"wist is in every rp" ~ley
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :slight_smile: <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint




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Sadie grinned. "I like the way you think." She reached for one of the five two-pound steaks that she'd ordered. "I wanted to buy some wine, too, since that was the most expensive. But I was afraid they'd ID me and, well... figured it's best not to test my luck."

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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“Yeah, let’s not.” Alex stole a bite of the steak. “We don’t want to spoil the fun.”
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"wist is in every rp" ~ley
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :slight_smile: <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint




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"Exactly," Sadie agreed. "This was already an absurd amount."

She ate a couple bites of the steak, then moved on, digging into a stuffed Matsutake mushroom. She didn't have any idea why it was special, but it'd been well over $100 so it must be good. At the very least, it was a waste of money. Which was her goal.

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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“I’ve tried wine before, anyways. It tastes like stale lemons posing as grapes.” Alex kept poking around, taking little bits of each meal.
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"wist is in every rp" ~ley
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :slight_smile: <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint




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"Eh, some isn't half bad," she muttered with a shrug. "But I mostly just wanted to waste their money... did you find the Haught Chocolate Sundae? It was expensive, I wanna try it."

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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“Oh right here!” They passed it over, smiling.
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"wist how dare you play with my heartstrings like that" ~ winter
"wist is in every rp" ~ley
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :slight_smile: <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint




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Sadie grinned and took it, eyes going wide when she tried it. "OH MY GOSH THAT IS GOOD! TRY SOME!"

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Alex did, eyes widening in twin glee. “Oh, wow! That is-“ Xe took another bite. “-so good!”
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"wist how dare you play with my heartstrings like that" ~ winter
"wist is in every rp" ~ley
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :slight_smile: <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint



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