A Loosely-defined Bakery

Hi! Have you ever thought what kind of baked good or pastry you'd be? About what sort of confection best represents your personality, your essence, what you stand for? No? Then this thread is just right for you Please post a short description of a baked good that represents who you are. We accept a broad definition of 'baked good', which includes anything you might buy at a bakery or bakery-equivalent, wherever you are in the world. If you'd rather represent yourself as a cup of coffee or tea, for example, that is a very valid choice and please do post that here.

im strong coffee and a very sweet choclatey brownie

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Love that for you, @QueenShadowGem !

I am a chewy bagel tucked in the back of the display case, sprinkled with lots of poppy seeds and absolutely nothing else.

I once texted my sister that when I grow up I'm hoping to be an Apple Fritter and I still think that'd probably be ideal. I mean it's like a donut and a funnel cake and an apple pie all in one... like @_@ wow #goals

As far as what I am now??? Maybe a chocolate chip granola bar with almonds and random sunflower seeds but you might miss them? XD One day though... apple fritter!

Considering that I usually pick apple fritters when I go to a doughnut shop, I guess I'm an apple fritter. (Plus I love fruit so it suits me I guess. Then again, I also really love dark chocolate so maybe a chocolate cookie would work too, i dunno.)

That´s an odd and interesting question... I always had the impression I would be a bit like a "Huit à la créme" (I don´t know if there´s even an English name). It looks like an 8 and the holes are filled with pudding.

They are sweet but also crunchy. Just like me, I guess? xD

I’m claiming a brownie because they’re simple and kind of basic but they make everyone happy and you’re kind of happy when you stumble across one.

I'm going with a cookie stack. It is very tall.

But what kind of cookie are you stacking?

A thin one that likes blank posts.

That doesn’t sound very scrumptious

Scrumptious sounds like it would be crispy.

Which word would you imagine would taste sweet, sour or crispy?

'Apricot' sounds like a sour word but apricots themselves can be pretty sweet c: (Maybe there are apricots in my poppy seed bagel, who knows? c:)

Oh, that´s neat. The word has that sour "feeling"

I think the baguette sounds crispy but the bread itself has a more "flimsy" tone.