'Okay thanks god stole my earrings'
@fatherfig
“I’m known for eating heads” XDDD
Conflagration - LARGE DESTRUCTIVE FIRE
OOC Spearmint is traumatizing
I'm known for eating heads XP
Let’s normalize counting people by the number of ears they have instead of bodies.
I dare you to try with me and my cast iron skillet.
you da bombest of da dot orgs and dot govs too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah but you love me for it, don't you?
it'll only damage your father's reputation if you go
Oooh I love classified government files. Mind sharing?
I bet that your crocs are so cool that they are the entire periodic table dot net
*chokes on drink*
You're actually being a normal human being and keeping your money in your wallet?
Would you like me to get a flame thrower?
I don't think that deeply.
makes a ridiculous face and sticks his tongue out
I will punch out the numbers one by one with a trembling finger that's slowly losing its life force. You better pick up on the first ring.
Oliver, you are the star of this show called life.
The butler can take care of them
Just if you don't leave me tacos I'll make sure be a poltergeist.
I'm great at insulting people
Maho spit out her drink, laughing.
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