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He was adorable—in the same manner as a pathetic, soaking wet kitten in the rain


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Last edited by GengarTheGhost on Fri May 17, 2024 2:44 am, edited 1 time in total.
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"That my friend, is a fancy toilet that happened to explode." -PowerExpiriement
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my friend: cause if you arrange flowers you're a florist
me: so if you arrange cars you're a racist??

- a really dumb yet really funny convo me and my friend were having
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i don’t suffer from insanity, i welcome it with open arms!

- my grandma
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"That guy?! THAT GU-? I saw him like 20 times! Ahh, I'm upside down! Aah! Aahh!" -my brother 3 seconds ago
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perhaps i can make something of this unreality...
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My friend says this randomly every two minutes in a kind of undercover tone, looking around cautiously:
"Deadshot's a go."
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gremlingeodes wrote:i swear if they keep discarding their 'stuff' in the river if the alcoholism doesn't start collecting kidneys i will

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"I don't see a father in your contacts..."

- Siri to Markiplier, Channel: Unus Annus (NOTE: the channel was deleted)
Corporal Cleo Carson

Bucklin County Sheriff's Office

Cleo Carson and Bucklin County are purely fictional




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This is me, who wanted to do something important, but instead just forgot what it was.


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he goes to wizard jail for his wizard crimes, funniest thing i’ve ever seen


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October should be renamed to the Month of @vampricone6783 and @gengarisbestboy


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There’s a little bit of Halloween in all of us…

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I was once known as Vampricone6783…but now, I hath changed into what I represent best.




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go forth and geologize!

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Santa commits vehicular manslaughter


—Ma, talking about that one christmas song
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What?

-me, replying to
GengarIsBestBoy wrote:
Santa commits vehicular manslaughter
Corporal Cleo Carson

Bucklin County Sheriff's Office

Cleo Carson and Bucklin County are purely fictional



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