Out Of Context Quotes

momonster · 2021-01-24T16:49:38Z

It's about time YWS had this! The way this works is you take a strange quote from anyone you overhear, whether it be a conversation with someone, or you heard a stranger say something odd and funny, and put it in here without explaining what it means. Any questions you can ask me! Here's mine: "Oh no. My butt is haunted." my brother

Roxanne

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Sat Nov 18, 2023 12:16 am

Roxanne says... · Sat Nov 18, 2023 12:16 am

Uhh... washing dishes was never on my bucket list

-my funny little friend xD

“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.”
- Lemony Snicket

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OrabellaAvenue

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Sat Dec 02, 2023 8:21 pm

OrabellaAvenue says... · Sat Dec 02, 2023 8:21 pm

Say clod! C-L-O-D.

-Peridot

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liamcampbell

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Thu Dec 07, 2023 5:51 pm

liamcampbell says... · Thu Dec 07, 2023 5:51 pm

ah yes my boiling cheetohs
— tatteredbones

Stay safe,

-The Searcher

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syzygy

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Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:29 pm

syzygy says... · Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:29 pm

"I'm not a woman. I'm not gay. I've never seen the Barbie Movie."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPIDERS HAVE EIGHT LEGS?!"

-My section leader. Who is a senior. And in three AP Science classes. I- yeah. *facepalms*

"sounds gay, i'm in!"

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GengarTheGhost

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Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:52 pm

GengarTheGhost says... · Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:52 pm

Imagine if someone put a cinderblock in a dishwasher, recorded it on an iPhone 4, uploaded it to soundcloud and called it music

Me

[insert quote based on hyperfixation here]

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[Gengar!

they/them]
[Spooky spirit, internet cryptid, certified nerd]

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DeadMenTe11N0Tales

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Tue Dec 12, 2023 2:11 pm

DeadMenTe11N0Tales says... · Tue Dec 12, 2023 2:11 pm

"She's in love with a 70-year-old tie pod man" -My goofball friend
Me, replying,
"Ew."
"Mr. Clean, however..."

(You can call me Grim if you want)

Remember, until we meet again,

“Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”― Lemony Snicket

This is DeadMenTe11N0Tales, signing off

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OrabellaAvenue

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Sat Dec 23, 2023 8:01 pm

OrabellaAvenue says... · Sat Dec 23, 2023 8:01 pm

"I can't get the bread wet!"

-My friend's sister

If you ever want to talk, please feel free to PM me for any reason! ^^
Don't write because you're a writer; write because you have something to say.
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deleted32

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Sun Dec 24, 2023 2:50 pm

deleted32 says... · Sun Dec 24, 2023 2:50 pm

''Oh my god, I'm royalty free''
-me

She who calls the stars to shine

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momonster

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Sun Dec 24, 2023 3:59 pm

momonster says... · Sun Dec 24, 2023 3:59 pm

we can just get rid of you!

- my grandma

previously MomoandAppa, LordMomo, MomoMajesty, and dancingontheclouds

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GengarTheGhost

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Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:04 pm

GengarTheGhost says... · Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:04 pm

owwmsjsjamsk

Me stuffing goldfish crackers into my mouth

[insert quote based on hyperfixation here]

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[Gengar!

they/them]
[Spooky spirit, internet cryptid, certified nerd]

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momonster

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Sat Dec 30, 2023 6:54 pm

momonster says... · Sat Dec 30, 2023 6:54 pm

all three of my eyes are sad

- my dad

previously MomoandAppa, LordMomo, MomoMajesty, and dancingontheclouds

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WinnyWriter

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Wed Jan 03, 2024 7:18 pm

WinnyWriter says... · Wed Jan 03, 2024 7:18 pm

"Ow! I'm electric!"

- me, but giving context would ruin the point

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JazzicusMaximus

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Thu Jan 11, 2024 6:28 am

JazzicusMaximus says... · Thu Jan 11, 2024 6:28 am

"It's just a whole bunch of mentally ill people who glow in the dark and fight off demons." - Me

I am the Timekeeper, Quote Hunter, Letter Stealer, and Grave Visitor
"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon." — Paul Brandt
Genesis 3:19

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GengarTheGhost

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Tue Jan 30, 2024 10:43 pm

GengarTheGhost says... · Tue Jan 30, 2024 10:43 pm