Creative ways to get arrested

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@SpunkyKitty

There are sooo many weird laws in the UK. Like you can't clean your doormat after 8pm




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If you kill Bigfoot in Washington State, you can be arrested. XD
“your highness” is gender neutral


so if you are ever confused about my pronouns


that’l work


alternatively “your majesty”, “my liege”, and “supreme overlord”


*please note “your grace” is also acceptable




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Throwing a snowcone at a police officer while driving.
[insert inspirational quote here]




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Forgetting to leave hearts by people's names in Write-ins - automatic jail time, 1 year-life in prison if caught.
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return




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Dressing as a creepy clown and scaring kids on halloween
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Breaking into the whitehouse and then screaming "I AM HERE" and knocking over a vase.
[insert inspirational quote here]




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using a public restroom and not washing your hands.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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shoving children in a van to legitimately learn how to make ice cream but you look sketchy and get arrested for it

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
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Being on the roller coaster and not screaming and holding your hands in the air.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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triping and falling face first on someones 2 year old child.
[insert inspirational quote here]




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pretending to be from the future and running down the street screaming about how the aliens are coming
"With friends like you, who needs a medical license?"
- Paimon, Aether's Heart


“It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.”
- Grace Hopper.




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Saying that MacDonald’s food is better than both Culver’s and chic fil a
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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In South Africa, you can burn down the parliament building and still, sue for damages. Search Zandile Mafe.

Back when we had Apartheid (It isn't Apart-tight, you pronounce it Apart-tat. The ta pronounced as if saying table.) which is fortunately over: A black person getting on a train if someone white wanted to get on it.

(These days you can get anyway with anything. Here is another.)

Jacob Zuma, our old president sold all our anthracite to India leading to us having load shedding, a type of forced blackout. He hasn't been president since the start of Covid and yet he only served a month last year and was continuing his sentence, but the whole story is just messed up.




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By not finishing a novel.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside



I tell the neophyte: Write a million words–the absolute best you can write, then throw it all away and bravely turn your back on what you have written. At that point, you’re ready to begin.
— David Eddings